We in RTC wish to comment upon Church spokesman Karin Pouw’s reply to scurrilous allegations that Captain David Miscavige told two private investigators to not intervene and allow his father to die if the elder Miscavige appeared to be dying: “If he dies, he dies,” Captain Miscavige allegedly said to the PI’s.
In refuting this outrage, Ms. Pouw emphasized this point:
So let me be clear: No such conversation with Mr. Miscavige ever took place and any claim that one did is provable bullshit.
Through Scientology spokesman Karin Pouw, then, Captain Miscavige has made a definitive ecclesiastical statement for the ages about the Church of Scientology and bullshit:
- There is provable bullshit
- There is unprovable bullshit
We in RTC hereby order the media to follow Captain Miscavige’s new ecclesiastical ruling on the Church of Scientology and bullshit. Rather than simply reprinting what some Scientology-hating-generality-infested-journalist or bitter defrocked apostate has said about the Church or Captain Miscavige, we demand to review all allegations. We will then respond as follows:
- Where an allegation is provable bullshit we will say so
- Where an allegation is unprovable bullshit we will note that as well
We in RTC realize that the Church of Scientology throwing around the term “bullshit” in such a hostile and public manner is not very professional; in fact it is quite offensive and vulgar. Nevertheless, that is how we roll bitches.
In happier news, Scientology Media Productions is almost ready to go live and begin broadcasting complete bullshit 24/7/365.