File under: You can’t make this stuff up! The Church of Scientology and its members frequently deliver bigotry, racism, vulgarity, profanity, footbullets, and stupidity on a silver platter. No one needs to caricature the Church of Scientology when Scientologists do such a good job of making a complete mockery of Scientology all by themselves.
Example: Scientology OT’s Bodhi and Jenna Elfman continue on with their campaign to prove they have become irrelevant celebutards. In a New Year’s day tweet, Bodhi Elfman has engaged in the worst stereotyping of Native Americans to tweet greetings from “Chief Ferocious Jew & Squaw Hot Momma.”
In one of her 2015 YouTube videos (below) Jenna Elfman declared that she would “blow a horse” if she could stay home and watch Netflix all day. See below at 15:26:
This video is a nice complement to Scientology celebutard Juliette Lewis showing just how theta and OT she can be:
In addition to being a Scientology actor, Juliette Lewis is also is a famous OT singing sensation:
Scientology OT’s Grant and Elena Cardone have shown us their high ARC to wogs everywhere:
Scientology OT goodwill ambassador Kirstie Alley is right there with the Cardone’s in saying “fuck you” to anyone who does not care for Scientology:
Scientologist Danny Masterson said in his 2015 Paper magazine interview that Scientology critics can go fuck themselves. The Huffington Post and many other outlets picked up on Danny Masterson’s OTness:
In an exclusive Los Angeles Times story by Kim Christensen, it was revealed that David Miscavige had his two private investigators following his father. The PI’s called Miscavige to let him know that his father was apparently having a heart attack and asked if they should intervene. Miscavige said no. “If he dies he dies,” said David Miscavige about his own father. We know this happened because the two PI’s were later arrested with guns, a silencer, and a horde of ammunition. In order to beat a felony charge for the silencer, the PI’s apparently told the police everything. A police officer is shown in the photo below holding the silencer the PI’s had on a semiautomatic rifle:
Tony Ortega, Vanity Fair, and many other outlets reported on the story. Through his sockpuppet Karin Pouw, Miscavige declared the entire story “proveable bullshit.” Vanity Fair received this response from Miscavige’s attorney Lee Hertzberg:
So let me be clear: No such conversation with Mr. Miscavige ever took place and any claim that one did is provable bullshit.”
All of this goes back to Scientology OT Tom Cruise’s 2004 Rolling Stone interview:
He lists some of Scientology’s selling points: its drug-abuse, prison-rehabilitation and education programs. “Some people, well, if they don’t like Scientology, well, then, fuck you.” He rises from the table. “Really.” He points an angry finger at the imaginary enemy. “Fuck you.” His face reddens. “Period.”
And who can forget 2014’s memorable scene with top Scientology executives Jenny Linson, Dave Bloomberg, and Marc Yager attacking Marty Rathbun at LAX? If Jenny Linson acted this way in a secular corporation she would be immediately terminated for cause. However, as she works for David Miscavige she can behave in this inexcusable manner:
For more about Scientologists behaving badly see: The Church of Scientology: A rollicking legacy of belligerence, profanity, paranoia, and violence.
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Some classy shit. KSW satire. LRH is smiling from Target Two.
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The Church of Scientology: Keeping it classy for four quadrillion years.
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It’s inspiring to see these OTs in action and doing things that benefit all Mankind. Of course there are many more examples of more low key OTs working just as hard and being good examples of what the highest levels of the Scientology Religion is all about. For instance, any IAS Reg works tirelessly to add to the IAS’s burgeoning coffers to prop up the Scientology Religions front groups. OSA goons are always in search of wog lawyers and former Supreme Court justices to defend the Scientology Religion and put the proper spin on things. In one amazing case, Mr. Bob Duggan was able to make Big Pharma drop to its knees and cough up mega donations to the Scientology Religion AND at the same time provide unique child care opportunities for certain of his children half a planet away in South Africa. What did he get for his unequalled OT efforts? Just a modest trophy a a chance to pose with COB hisself. Yes, Bob, like many OTs prefers to work quietly in the background and not bring too much attention to himself so others are able to bask in the limelight like the stellar OTs noted in this blog post.
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Ms. B. Haven has her KSW fully in; do you?
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Jenna Elfman talking about giving blowjobs to horses. Is that activity part of the new, super-secret OT 9 & 10 levels?
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I owe every %#$@& thing to Jenny Linson, my name sake. I’d be nobody it it wasn’t for Ms. Linson (and for Four Foot Thirteen, David “Let Him Die” Miscavige). I can’t wait to see what 2016 has in store for us, Scientology-wise!
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The potty mouths and bad attitudes are one of the hallmarks of a successful clam. The clampire wants people with ‘confront’ and the ability to get their message out. So what if the message is ‘you can be an asshole, just like me’. That is the kind of advertising DM wants.
I love the new Stupor Bowlz commercial….’the front porch of infinity’….That’s where I want to be, on that porch where I can see the Outhouse of Dreams and the Driveway of Disconnection……
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Ron would be so proud of these stellar examples of the efficacy of Scientology. It’s so refreshing to see live OTs in action showing all those going up the Bridge what they have to look forward to. All I can is COB is the leader of leaders, and like Tom Cruise, I also know, because, hey, I’ve met them all too.
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