Only Scientology can protect you from NWO beam weapon attacks. These attacks seek to implant or kill you. This is why it is imperative that you report to your nearest Ideal Org […]
Only Scientology Offers Beam Weapon Protection
World’s First Scientology OT X Completion!
“Scientologist and IAS Patron Mega Chromium Excelsis Irma Jean Dinwiddie of Clearwater has become the world’s first OT X completion,” announced Snr C/S Int Davis Jackinoff. “Following Irma Jean’s completion of OT […]
Jenna Elfman the New Face of Squatty Potty
Following the sudden firing of Kathy Griffin, Jenna Elfman has been hired as the new face of Squatty Potty. “This relief couldn’t come at a better time for Jenna,” said VP Ken […]
Kathy Griffin Advises Scientology on Fair Game; Fails.
A simulacrum of the bloody severed head of President Trump was Kathy Griffin’s proposed example of what Scientology FAIR GAME should look like in 2017. Needless to say, Griffin’s visual did not […]
Church Sets Monthly Budget for Scientologists; Orders Scientologists Onto Food Stamps & Welfare
“It has come to management’s attention that Scientologists are not taking advantage of food stamps, welfare, Medi-Cal, homeless shelters, soup kitchens and other sources of free financial assistance offered by wog governments […]
Caved In Weakling Scientologists Engaging in Deindexing Stories from Google
It has been brought to our attention in RTC that Scientology OT’s are having articles about their involvement in Scientology deindexed (removed) from Google. This is a very BAD INDICATOR that means […]
Scientology missions form a vital link in the chain of Planetary Clearing!
“Well sir the Phoenix Mission here was booming back in the old days,” said mission holder Bud Turlock. “But then they was that ter-nady what swept up from Oklahoma and washed out […]
SP Jokers & Degraders Launch Ransonware Attack on Scientology E-Meters!
SP criminals have hacked the Windows XP-based Scientology mainframe computer and put a virus onto all Warehouse 8 e-meters. What happens is that when a floating needle occurs in session, the dial […]
David Miscavige and Lee Baca: The new faces of Criminon
David Miscavige and Lee Baca: The new faces of Criminon, Scientology’s criminal rehabilitation program. Donate today for a better tomorrow.
Secret Scientology Plot Exposed!
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