The New Scientology One Credit Card

The new Scientology One card. Pay for your OT levels on credit at a low rate of 28.6% monthly. Your children are required as collateral.

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2 responses to “The New Scientology One Credit Card

  1. You forgot to mention that without children the annual fee is $500k and the application is quite intrusive: “Have you ever tongued a goat’s ass?” WTF?

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  2. This card is a great idea and after my last reg cycle and strong desire to move up in Status, I could surely use another card. The trouble is, I have no children to offer as collateral and I’m way behind on my bills already so I probably couldn’t make the payment on this special card. I am wondering if ‘postulate payments’ would be acceptable?

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