“The Church of Scientology today agreed to use its upper level technology to help Jesus defeat Satan once and for all,” announced spokesman Ken Delusion. “Our work to end the endless Manichaeism of failed Monotheism was done in exchange for all Christians signing up for Scientology courses. YHWH is expected to make a formal announcement this Saturday ordering all Christians to comply with his sovereign will. Accordingly, if you’re a Christian you will soon be receiving your ‘Welcome to Scientology’ kit at your home Church. We look forward to seeing you in our Ideal Orgs!”
List of Suppressive Persons:
- Scientology: The Marcabs Wanted You to Think It Was an Eclipse!
- Scientology Actress Elisabeth Moss Telepathically Communicates With Discarnate Entities
- Steve Bannon Hired to Run Scientology’s Freedom Magazine
- Scientologists Taking a Stand
- Scientology is a Workable Technology.
- Scientology on Lockdown as Hurricane Leah Approaches
- Scientologists Are Dealing Badly With Reality These Days
- Scientology Leader Orders Global Disconnection on August 15, 2017
- We in Scientology are not a Cult!
- Freedom Magazine Exposes the Television Critics Association!
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