“The Church of Scientology today agreed to use its upper level technology to help Jesus defeat Satan once and for all,” announced spokesman Ken Delusion. “Our work to end the endless Manichaeism of failed Monotheism was done in exchange for all Christians signing up for Scientology courses. YHWH is expected to make a formal announcement this Saturday ordering all Christians to comply with his sovereign will. Accordingly, if you’re a Christian you will soon be receiving your ‘Welcome to Scientology’ kit at your home Church. We look forward to seeing you in our Ideal Orgs!”
List of Suppressive Persons:
- Did someone mention Scientology media whores?
- Finally! Wog Television Gets It Right!
- Welcome to Scientology
- Applications now being accepted for the Sea Org One Billion Year Smoking Club!
- The Aftermath of the Aftermath
- Scientologist Tom Cruise Quits Acting to Become an Auditor in the Sea Org
- Danny Masterson Joins the Sea Org CLO in Canada
- Danny Masterson to Speak on Human Rights at the Scientology Celebrity Centre
- Kevin Spacey Turns to Scientology for Help
- Scientologist Bobby Villa to Run for US Congress
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