Blinded with injured optic nerves, and lame with physical injuries to hip and back, at the end of World War II, I faced an almost non-existent future … I was abandoned by […]
Bull-Shito: The Scientology Martial Art!
Scientology is creating more felons than Clears and OT’s these days
With Scientology creating more felons than Clears and OT’s these days, the new Flag-only Incarceration Rundown fully prepares the convicted Scientologist to do hard time in prison. The soon-to-be inmate uses the clay table […]
Scientology Explains the NWO’s Plans for the Upcoming 2021 Christian Rapture Deception
Incident 3 of OT III: Xenu’s fleets of 747 spaceplanes are being readied to fly over the major cities of the world and emit 5G signal. The interaction of the 5G radiation […]
National Geographic Seeks to Destroy the World!
National Geographic is selling what appears to be an innocent scientific experiment for young people. “Build Your Own Volcano” the box declares as it lures young people to disaster! The reality of […]
Scientology Purchases Ernest Angley’s 747 for Use in Delivering OT9 & OT10
At the age of 99, Christian televangelist Ernest Angley dropped his body on May 7, 2021. “Pastor Angley left behind his beloved 747SP, a special long haul spaceplane which boasts an unrefueled […]
Hat Write Up for the Daily Care & Feeding of Scientology Leader David Miscavige
1. COB’s joy in life is his daily go cart ride at 3:00 PM. Please ensure that COB’s go cart has been oiled, lubed, white gloved, sanitized, and fueled properly. Nothing is […]
General Ernesto Ruiz of the National Police is Displeased with Captain Miscavige
General Ernesto Ruiz of the National Police was exceedingly displeased with the small and paltry gift from the IAS. “$10 million dollars from Captain Miscavige? That’s all? This pig snout of a […]
President Biden Snubs David Miscavige; Fails to Thank the Scientology Leader for Saving Humanity & Handling the Pandemic
“During his address to the US Congress, an extremely ungrateful President Biden failed to thank Scientology leader David Miscavige for saving humanity from violence, terrorism, drugs, and all of the other factors […]
Scientology TV to Run Big Pharma Ads: “We Just Can’t Keep Saying No to the Big Money,” Says Ken Delusion.
“Big Pharma will spend $11.25 billion in advertising in 2021,” Scientology TV CEO Ken Delusion explained. “And given the massive statcrash we at Scientology TV have experienced since the day we first […]
Located and Handled: The Hidden SP Who Tried to Run Over L. Ron Hubbard With a Freight Locomotive on Venus!
We in RTC have identified Tom Cruise as the hidden SP who tried to run over L. Ron Hubbard with a freight locomotive on Venus. Tom Cruise is the hidden SP and […]
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