Karen Bass’ Diary Excerpts 2010: I’ve been invited by a Scientology minister named David Miscavige to speak at Scientology’s church in Los Angeles. Sheriff Lee Baca will be there as well. Maybe I […]
Karen Bass’ Diary Excerpts
Congresswoman Karen Bass is a Bigot and Hater Who Attacked Scientology!
The bigoted and hateful attacks upon the Scientology religion have now become a cancer in Los Angeles politics! Congresswoman Karen Bass was baited by her opponent Herr Reinhard Caruso into condemning Scientology. And yet […]
Scientology Fair Game Russian Style
Scientology Switching to Virtual Reality Googles in the New Scienoverse to Fix Decades of Unreality on the OT Levels
“The Church of Scientology’s new OT levels will be done with virtual reality googles in the Scienoverse,” announced Senior C/S Int Mr. Ken Delusion. “Extensive surveys conducted at our AO’s indicate that […]
A Shocking Discovery: Scientology Archeologists Prove Jesus and his Disciples Smoked Crack!
Scientology archeologists have discovered a mural in a heretofore unknown cave system in Israel. “The mural clearly shows the Caucasian Jesus and his disciples sharing a crack pipe,” said Scientology archeologist Dr. […]
We Prove Why “Heavier Than Air Flight” is a Fallacy & Part of a Conspiracy!
If heavier than air flight were a real thing, then it stands to reason one could fly a plane all the way to the Moon. In fact, because there is supposedly no […]
David Miscavige Orders People to Stop Suing Scientology!
RTC Orders of the Day: Until further notice, all lawsuits against Scientology, Captain-Defendant Miscavige, et al are not to be filed until the very large backlog of lawsuits is cleared. We in […]
Alex Jones Turns to Scientology for Help After Suffering a Massive Engram Following a Jury Award of $49.3 Million in Total Libel Damages
“Alex Jones’ Reactive Mind incurred a massive and staggering engram after a jury ruled that the Infowars Truther must pay a total of $49.3 million in compensatory and punitive damages,” said Scientology […]
Scientologists Now Breathing E-Meter Filtered Air to Stay Safe from Airborne BT’s
“New research by the Scientology Bureau of Science has shown that airborne BT’s have increased 4,000% due to increased volcanic activity in the world,” announced Flag folder page Bixby Schoenborn. “For this […]
David Miscavige’s July 4th
“We in Scientology have much to be thankful for on this bright, hot, and sunny Christmas Day,” said COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige to the small crowd of Scientologists assembled in the […]
OTVIIIisGrrr8! 