Bull-Shito: The Scientology Martial Art!

Blinded with injured optic nerves, and lame with physical injuries to hip and back, at the end of World War II, I faced an almost non-existent future … I was abandoned by family and friends as a supposedly hopeless cripple… One of the things that I had been doing in trying to rehabilitate myself was carrying on with judo. — L. Ron Hubbard

“Judo for the blind and crippled is a special form of marital arts. Called Bull-Shito, Ron was an expert in this art and flung quite a bit of Bullshito around the place for his entire life,” enthused Danny Sherman in his recent Zoom presentation entitled Ron: The Bull-Shito Artist.

Ron Hubbard’s fake WWII combat medals, his stolen valor, were an early example of his skill in Bull-Shito. Likewise, Hubbard’s fake claim to have a Doctorate in Nuclear Physics was also Bull-Shito. So much of Ron’s life was Bull-Shito.

While David Miscavige learned Bull-Shito from his sensei Hubbard, Miscavige expanded upon Bull-Shito by taking large sums of money from gullible Scientologists and giving them worthless trophies in exchange. Miscavige cleverly knows how to use the momentum of the Scientologist’s own ego against them.

David Miscavige used his mastery of Bull-Shito on Grant and Elena Cardone: The wannabe-famous couple gave the ecclesiastical leader’s IAS slush fund a whopping $5 million in exchange for this large and shiny Scientologist fishing lure:

While various forms of Bull-Shito have been around since the beginning of time in many forms, L. Ron Hubbard perfected the art in many ways. Indeed, during one of his previous lives as an Egyptian trader, he “sold” the Great Pyramid of Giza to more than 300 different tourists over the course of that lifetime.

A word to the wise is in order: Bull-Shito is so powerful that non-Scientologists have used it against Scientologists. The most famous example occurred when a retired Colombian Police general used Bull-Shito to sell the addlepated and glory-craving David Miscavige a fake medal for saving the world. L. Ron Hubbard laughed from the great beyond as he would never have been taken in by such a bogus trinket. Hubbard remains the Master of Bull-Shito.

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