Scientology Failing

New Years Message from Scientology: We Are Not Sinking. It Just Looks That Way.

“Scientology is not sinking,” explained Scientologist Barry Minkcough of Passaic, New Jersey.

“Despite appearances to the contrary, Captain David Miscavige simply ordered a huge amount of ballast water pumped to the bow of the ship so that it would go underwater. This allowed for all of the Scientologists who want to go snorkeling to get into the water much easier than climbing down a rope ladder over the side of the ship.”

“No big deal,” Barry said. “I myself got into a lifeboat to practice lifeboat drills. Also, if something goes wrong I don’t want to get sucked down with the ship. I got a lot to live for. My dry cleaning business for example.”

1 reply »

  1. COB is looking forward to 2023:

    another year of avoiding being served with court papers, and lying to the courts about his whereabouts
    another year of the fraud that is Scientology, and
    another year of onanism.

    Liked by 1 person

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.