A recent survey indicated that Scientology and Satanism are tied for being the most popular religions. We in Scientology wish to point out that a person can be both a Scientologist and a Satanist.
Scientology offers a set of tools for effective living that will make Satanists better Satanists.
Our Founder Dr. L. Ron Hubbard Ph.D., C.E., Thelemic Magus, and Nuclear Physicist created the Satanism Rundown which offers the exact Tech of the Dark Arts. No amateur stuff here. Ron got everything right and corrected all of the numerous errors made by his good friend Aleister Crowley.
Please note that real human menstrual blood and semen are used on this particular Rundown and so it is not for dilletantes. The Rundown includes acts of unnatural penetration which some have described as a “feeling of warm deliciousness.” Others screamed in pain and fled the Org never to return. Curious? We thought so. Take a walk on Scientology’s wild side and see what happens.