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The Joel Osteen Effect: Scientology Orders all of Its Bathroom Walls Ripped Open in Search of Hidden Stashes of Money

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on December 11, 2021 • ( 3 Comments )

Upon learning that a janitor found $600,000 in cash and checks hidden inside a bathroom wall in Joel Osteen’s church, Scientology leader David Miscavige has ordered all bathroom walls in Scientology ripped […]

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Scientology Can Help You Fend Off Unwanted Midnight Alien Sexual Advances

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on December 5, 2021 • ( Leave a comment )

If Sharon Gilbert had the exact Scientology technology for fending off unwanted midnight alien sexual advances then the Xerxes impersonator would have never accosted her in her own bed. Worse, Sharon’s husband […]

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McDonald’s Egg McMuffin Turns 50 Years Old; Curiously Continues to Outsell Scientology

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on November 23, 2021 • ( 2 Comments )

“How the f*ck does this happen?” screamed COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige. “How does a breakfast sandwich outsell Scientology for 50 years?” “The agonized fate of every man, woman, and child on […]

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From BT’s to lava flows, volcanoes have been the bane of Scientology’s existence for 75 million years!

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on November 7, 2021 • ( 1 Comment )

“From BT’s to lava flows, volcanoes have been the bane of Scientology’s existence for 75 million years.” — Dr. Ken Delusion, Nuclear Physicist. “So long as the MEST Universe, volcanoes, Targs, Marcabian Implanters, […]

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Tom Cruise Top Gun 2: Botox Malfunction!

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on October 22, 2021 • ( 2 Comments )

“Even with his head temporarily swollen by a Botox malfunction, Maverick is readying Top Gun 2 for a theatrical release in the next few years,” said assistant second unit apple box manager […]

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David Miscavige Goes Swimming in New Int Base Pool

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on September 26, 2021 • ( 3 Comments )

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Robert E. Lee Statue Taken Down; Replaced by Giant Bust of L. Ron Hubbard

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on September 9, 2021 • ( 3 Comments )

After taking down the racist Civil War era monument of Robert E. Lee, a few Virginians were perplexed to awaken this morning and find it replaced by a giant bust of 1950’s […]

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Social Media Bigots Mistake Scientology Beekeepers on the Freewinds for Hazmat Team

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on September 2, 2021 • ( 2 Comments )

“The Scientology Beekeepers Convention on the Freewinds was held in Aruba last week on the ship,” explained Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Some nosy wog on a nearby cruise ship filmed the Scientology […]

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1954: L. Ron Hubbard Invents the Laser

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on August 28, 2021 • ( 6 Comments )

L. Ron Hubbard. The Chromosphere Lectures, 1959: Back in the day, the Hubbard Association of Scientologists in Phoenix, we were selling light years by the box to cure cancer and whatnot. Stuff […]

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Logging Into Disqus to Read Tony Ortega’s Underground Bunker

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on August 27, 2021 • ( 1 Comment )

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