“While cresting the edge of the Gale crater on Mars, NASA’s Curiosity rover was suddenly presented with a stunning view of an ancient and deserted Cult temple on Mars!,” announced NASA astroarcheologist […]
The new Narconon Ghost Writer Software includes 1,000 stock photos of happy Narconon graduates. The automated name generator comes with a social security number engine that collects SSN’s from the dark […]
Scientology Space Admiral Miscavige rocketed to Target 2 today in search of the missing OT levels 9-15. “L. Ron Hubbard took OT levels 9-15 with him when he dropped his body and […]
“Everyone hates we in Scientology these days,” exclaimed Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “That’s why COB’s new strategy is ‘fuck em!‘ We in Scientology are going back to the good ol’ Guardians Office […]
Do you have what it takes to be the fourth Mrs. Tom Cruise? Open enrollment for Tom Cruise wife auditions runs through December 2019. Please send photos and your all-important incisor teeth […]
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige had just been introduced to the crowd. Suddenly, the Joker walked onstage and began to tell the assembled Scientologists that the Church of Scientology was a bad […]
In addition to being a source of enemy propaganda on matters of open public record for which there are receipts, the Underground Bunker is also a site that engages in Joking & […]
We in RTC Legal are hereby advising the Los Angeles Superior Court (and all courts) that DAVID MISCAVIGE is a legal fiction. As the executor of the estate of the legal fiction […]
Due to Scientology’s International Landlord Office forgetting to renew the annual maintenance contract, the eternal battery failed on Xenu’s electronic mountain prison. The force field having collapsed, Xenu fled incarceration, stole a […]
We at Freedom Magazine denounce Superman as a bigot and a hater. He talks “All American” and “religious tolerance” in his PR, but then attacks the Scientology religion! Superman’s friends at the […]
