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New 1000X More Powerful Tom Cruise Super Power Rundown Creating SUPER POWERFUL SCIENTOLOGY SUPER BEINGS!!!
Scientology’s new 1000X more powerful Super Power Rundown is creating an entire new race of SUPER POWERFUL SCIENTOLOGY SUPER BEINGS!!! In other words, this new Flag-only Rundown is creating a race of […]
E. Stuart Mills: David Miscavige Issues TEN ORDERS Everyone MUST OBEY – OR ELSE!
Orders to Obey or Else:
“My Client David Miscavige has an Airtight Alibi in the Theft of the $30 Million in Cash from an LA Vault!” declares Attorney Philip Cohen
Criminal defense attorney Philip Cohen declared today that his client David Miscavige was in Russia with his friend Vladmir Putin when $30 million in cash was stolen from a Los Angeles storage […]
David Miscavige’s Personal Astrologer Declares the Solar Eclipse to be a Message from L. Ron Hubbard on Target 2!
Captain David Miscavige’s personal Vedic astrologer Jyotisha-Vastu declared the impending solar eclipse to be a message from L. Ron Hubbard on Target 2. “The solar eclipse is a sign form SOURCE!,” Jyotisha-Vastu […]
Xenu Retires His DC-8 Spaceplane Fleet; Replaces Them with the Sleek New Xixty-Sike Spaceliners
Spacelord Xenu, the Supreme Ruler of all Galaxies in this sector of the universe, announced today that he has retired his obsolete fleet of DC-8 spaceplanes and has replaced them with a […]
Scientology Relocates Big Blue to the Hollywood Sign on Mount Lee
“Millions of tourists visit the Hollywood sign each year, so it made sense for Scientology to spend $250 million to dismantle and relocate its iconic Pac Base to a site just below […]
David Miscavige Demands Royalties from Social Media Creators on Danny Masterson Videos – PAY OR ELSE!!!
Why David Miscavige is WAY MORE Popular than Taylor Swift: Facts from a Scientology Lawyer
Scientology lawyer E. Stuart Mills Explains why Scientology Leader David Miscavige is 100,000,000% more popular than Taylor Swift. Mr. Mills also propounds other remarkable truths to the 12.4 billion Scientologists on this […]
Ask a Scientology Lawyer Anything with E. Stuart Mills (Satire)
Scientology Lawyer E. Stuart Mills Answers Your Questions (Satire). Disclaimer: Mr. Mills reserves the right to not answer any of your questions; to be evasive; to outflow false data; to obfuscate; and […]
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