After looking around at the existing scene, we in RTC decided that the stats will go up. Ergo, GAT II. What this means for Scientology parishioners is that they must redo the […]
Everyone Must Redo the Student Hat!
Super Power Perceptic #13: Smell
We in RTC are pleased to report that final attendance figures for last week’s festivities at Flag Land Base totaled 33,891,209 Scientologists — 12,572 of whom went permanently exterior with full perception […]
Scientology Super Power Briefing on the Perceptics of Smell and Taste
Drilling on the perceptics of smell and taste on Super Power is accomplished through the use of a large and modern self serve yogurt emporium. This well equipped facility includes a lounge, […]
Church of Scientology Prepares to Launch Super Power and GAT II
Talk about Excitement! There is literally electricity in the air here at Flag Land Base as we prepare to implant blow people fifty feet out of their heads! We in RTC have […]
Church of Scientology Armies Launch Surprise Attack on Clearwater!
At 0800 hours today, Church of Scientology armies stormed out of the Flag Ecclesiastical Pavilion and the Super Power Building whereupon they unleashed a massive surprise ground attack upon the City of […]
New Scientology E-Meter Features Tube Technology
The new Mark CV E-Meter will be released this weekend at Flag Land Base by COB RTC David Miscavige. “The big reveal,” said Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion, “is that the […]
Wogs, SP’s, and Scientology Haters: You are NOT WELCOME Inside COB’s Ecclesiastical Pavilion!
We in RTC wish to make it clear that wogs, SP’s, and Scientology haters are NOT WELCOME inside COB’s new Ecclesiastical Pavilion at Flag Land Base. Only the beautiful people, only true […]
An RTC Review of Scientologist Michelle Stafford and Her New Comedy Video
A new short comedy video made by Scientologist Michelle Stafford reflects the LRH datum which states that, “Humor is rejection.” In this comedy piece, Michelle Stafford mocks up a lower harmonic valence […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Trapped in Elevator at Flag – Opening of Super Power Delayed
As dramatic security camera video shows, this afternoon for over one tense hour the ecclesiastical leader of the Scientology religion was trapped in a elevator at Flag Land Base. Flag dialed 911 […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Policy on Flag Rejects
COB RTC David Miscavige today announced an updated policy on Flag Rejects. What is a Flag Reject? A Flag Reject is defined in policy as, “Any Scientologist who poses a PR risk […]
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