An Accolade to David Miscavige!

We in RTC greet you in the name of David Miscavige, the beneficent and merciful and the fountainhead of all wisdom and goodness in this universe and all universes forever and ever — but don’t just take our word for it.

An Operating Thetan (OT) today posted An Accolade proclaiming the might and goodness of David Miscavige, who truly is — as his attorney Jeffrey K. Riffer has said — one of the great individuals of our time.

Normally, we in RTC are furious with the notorious Facebook criminal Black Bart for engaging in felony Joking & Degrading, but today this SP screwed up by posting unadulterated praise of COB, which praise proves just how admired Mr. Miscavige is within the Church of Scientology — and bitter defrocked apostates and Black Bart be damned!

And now, an accolade to COB from an OT:

Wherever you are at today, please join we in RTC — along with Colonel Castro — in rising to your feet to applaud Mr. Miscavige, for it is he alone who is saving this planet from an inky blackness so dire as to be both unconfrontable and incomprehensible:

13 responses to “An Accolade to David Miscavige!

  1. I think I just puked a little in my mouth. What a deluded bootlicker.

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  2. whostolemycog

    Not just any deluded bootlicker, but one with lots of extra cash!!

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  3. Ron has spoken through the lips of Mr. Accolade OT!

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  4. “We in RTC greet you in the name of David Miscavige, the beneficent and merciful and the fountainhead of all wisdom and goodness in this universe and all universes forever and ever ”

    Is this the COB’s prayer??

    Why is Col. Castro wearing a huge lanyard?? Is he tying up his pistol while he is riding horses into battle? Or is he just making sure the BTs are tied up?

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  5. OT8, how many hours of floor scraping did this man avoid by praising you in RTC?

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  6. I think someone has a man crush on COB. Before Slappy applies hand lubricant and reads that message over and over, he should read a little about cyber stalking and put his PI’s to work if you get my drift.

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  7. I have absolutely no idea who this “Mr. Micavige” would be. Do you mean “Captain Miscavige” ?

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  8. Too bad this guy wasn’t present at the Scn Mission Briefing in the early 80’s when David Miscavige launched an attack verbally declaring long time Scientologists and successful mission holders as Suppressive Persons, thereby starting the tailspin the cult has never recovered from.

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  9. Jenni Silberstein

    Since we now, thanks to DM, have all LRH’s materials from Student Hat to Cl XII, my question is this. What happened to the Primary Rundown? I mean the course where you looked up (in a dictionary, by golly, not a glossary) every word in the materials. Before I left the church I asked that of some staff members and none could give me any information.

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