Through its many social betterment groups, the Church of Scientology touches, improves, and saves the lives of millions of people everyday across the planet. Nowhere is this more true than in prisons where Criminon offers The Way to Happiness to help prisoners become moral.
Actual research has shown that the Criminon’s proven program of moral rehabilitation using The Way to Happiness drops recidivism rates to 6% or less. Given these facts, it came as no surprise to we in RTC when Criminon Executive Director the Reverend Dr. Cecil Murphy announced recently that convicted felon Bernie Madoff became a Scientologist while serving his lengthy prison sentence, a sentence handed down for what Madoff called, “going past really complicated financial words I didn’t understand. ”
In his Criminon success story, Madoff said he was attracted to what he called, “Mr. David Miscavige’s fantastic wealth building strategies.”
“COB makes it seem so effortless to raise a lot of cash; the money for Ideal Orgs just keeps rolling in!” enthused Madoff. “I would like to learn Ideal Org fundraising principles and maybe start doing some kind of business here on the inside. My battle plan is to become an FSM and reg my fellow inmates for the Basics, you know, things that will make a difference in their lives,” Madoff stated during a jailhouse interview with Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion.
“Moreover, if only to underscore the value of the moral principles I learned from The Way to Happiness,” Madoff declared, “I will never ever again accidentally do any crimes. Next time I will look up fancy financial words I don’t understand in a dictionary. Now that I know how to use a dictionary and have read The Way to Happiness, I am ready to re-enter society as a productive citizen.”
Using what he called “a wad of cash I had stashed away” Madoff purchased an IAS Lifetime Membership and so should you.