We in the Church of Scientology firmly resolve to be a fully Ideal Church in every way in 2018. We therefore make the following resolutions: 1. We will raise all prices 4000% […]
Scientology’s New Year’s Resolutions
Welcome to the Church of Scientology – Indoctrination for New Members
Welcome to the Church of Scientology. You have made a very wise decision to improve yourself through the use of our highly effective spiritual technology. An exciting spiritual adventure awaits. Our copyrighted […]
Wog Encirclement
Wog Encirclement An Essay and Call to Action by Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman What are the facts which our Church of Scientology comrades have forgotten about, or which they simply have not […]
OTVIIIisGrrr8! 2012 in review
We in RTC just received our 2012 stats from the WordPress stats helper monkey and wish to share them with all of you SP’s who made it possible. We received about 12,000 […]
Alex Jones Attacks Psych Drugs and Defends Guns
We in the Church of Scientology were delighted to see Alex Jones use killer TR’s to attack NWO/Big Pharma puppet Piers Morgan, the SP who wants to take guns away from Americans. […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Saves America from the Fiscal Cliff
We in RTC are pleased to announce that COB RTC David Miscavige singlehandedly saved America from going offer the fiscal cliff, this thanks to his heroic behind the scenes efforts in getting […]
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige’s 14 Point Plan for America
While America plunges off the fiscal cliff and impales itself on the sharp jagged rocks of brutal tax increases, we in the Church of Scientology remain happily tax exempt and continue to […]
Bloated Corpulent Wogs
People who do not join the Church of Scientology and avail themselves of its mental technology will become “bloated corpulent wogs” according to studies conducted by the Wog Assessment Institute, a Scientology […]
RTC Update on Project Mouse Table and Burlwood Pens!
Prototype construction continues on COB RTC David Miscavige’s historical, unprecedented, epic, and overwhelming Project Mouse Table. An aerial image from Google shows a 5,000 foot section of the dark red plywood-fiberglass prototype […]
Be One of the Next 2,000 People to Get Through OT V @ AOLA
We in RTC want you to be one of the next 2,000 people to get through OT V at AOLA. It is a fact that 10,000 people on Solo NOTs will tip […]
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