Confidential New Year’s Message from COB RTC David Miscavige “First, I’d like to thank the Sea Org for their very special Christmas present to me of the new custom chopper. Sea Org […]
Weaphuckum & Howe LLP A Legal Corporation E. Stuart Mills, Esq. Senior Partner Dear Cult Applicant, Weaphuckum & Howe LLP specializes in helping Cults and Cult Members use all possible legal means […]
IAS Patron Cannabis Sativius and OT Denise Miscavige is not just COB’s twin sister, she is the newest Super Power completion at Flag! As she writes in her Super Power success story, […]
Way back on the wholetrack, levitation was something we could all routinely do. Levitation was in fact how the pyramids were built. But then something happened — and we all lost our […]
We in in the Church of Scientology are issuing a very public Christmas day warning to so-called comedian Kathy Griffin: Kathy, this must stop or else! http://youtu.be/D-O1BQfjs-4 We are also warning the […]
“In a shocking turn of events at the annual Scientology Christmas parade, COB RTC David Miscavige was run over by a reindeer,” Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion stated at a special […]
Reprinted below: A vintage 2006 Church of Scientology ad campaign recruiting waiters and other hospitality professionals for the Flag Land Base:
We in RTC are ordering all Scientologists to buy at least 50 copies of this special new Book & Cassette package in time for the holidays! These vital new materials are guaranteed […]
We in RTC are often badgered by bitter defrocked apostates for actual paper copies of their goldenrod declares. This will never happen so don’t even ask. We in RTC know the cunning […]
“We in the Church of Scientology applaud the anti-gay attitudes of Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Indeed,” Delusion noted, “1.1’s, or homosexuals, are not allowed in the […]
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