We in in the Church of Scientology are issuing a very public Christmas day warning to so-called comedian Kathy Griffin: Kathy, this must stop or else!
We are also warning the wretched crew at Tony Ortega’s Underground Bunker that they too must cease making fun of the the Church of Scientology or face the consequences.
Humor is not funny to we in Scientology. For example, the posters at Tony Ortega’s blog, the “Bunkerites” as they call themselves, are ordered to cease and desist parodying Scientology’s very distinctive superlative-laden and hyperbolic style of speaking.
Specifically, Krew13 posted the text shown below in bold. At first we in RTC thought this was an actual Church parishioner writing a success story. We only realized it was a a joke after our attorney E. Stuart Mills informed us that it was a parody: