Today, we in the Church of Scientology bestowed our highest award upon Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca, this for his having handed out copies of The Way to Happiness in Inglewood, […]
Convinced by the slick PR lies of Microsoft, we in the Church of Scientology foolishly installed Windows 8 over our perfectly good Windows 7 OS. We immediately realized that Windows 8 is […]
Given the recent controversy with high-ranking generals going “out 2D” — which in wog language means having sexual relations outside of marriage — President Obama today signed a multimillion dollar contract authorizing […]
We in the RTC do not want mass panic to ensue when the facts are leaked by some deep-cover Psych spy within SMERSH. Accordingly, we wish to announce that the Church of […]
Each year, tens and hundreds of millions of people join the Church of Scientology and are 100% completely satisfied and so will remain Church members for the trillions of eons of years […]
It is just as we in RTC wrote yesterday: 92,000,000 US Scientologists– acting under the direct orders of Fleet Admiral David Miscavige – voted to reelect President Obama, this based on his […]
The Church of Scientology has 92,870,446 US members, thus making Scientologists the largest and most powerful voting bloc in America. And so, with the US Presidential election at a virtual tie, those […]
An excerpt from an upcoming Freedom Magazine article entitled, A Day in the Life: Fleet Admiral David Miscavige. “Fleet Admiral David Miscavige sat on the far west end of his giant 18,000 […]
Speaking today from the Washington D.C. headquarters of the Church of Scientology, Sea Org Fleet Admiral David Miscavige spoke to the media following his confidential briefing to President Obama about a highly […]
We in RTC are issuing a broad warning to all members of the public, concerned citizens, health care providers, attorneys general, police departments, and emergency rooms: Beware of Unapproved E-Meters! Due to […]
