Confidential New Year’s Message from COB RTC David Miscavige
“First, I’d like to thank the Sea Org for their very special Christmas present to me of the new custom chopper. Sea Org must have been reading my mind because this is the exact $115,000 custom chopper I wanted:
“Second, Gold Base crew was granted a full hour for Christmas dinner this year and so they owe me extra production for all that time off and you’re welcome.
“Third, I’m going to start putting some heads on pikes if this gigantic statcrash on the GAT II evolution isn’t turned around yesterday. Of course, I’ll have to fix it myself because all of you really are SP’s who want to destroy Scientology.
“Finally, in 2014 there’s not going to be anymore ‘Mr. Nice Guy‘ from me. If you think it has been tough the last few years, well, you haven’t seen anything yet! I’m going to start a new era of “Heavy Ethics.”
“Public’s who donate large sums of cash will not be immune from scrubbing toilets with a toothbrush.
“Those found guilty of reading the internet will receive provisional SP Declares.
“I’m personally going to obliterate this entire generality-infested SP campaign whereby people are leaving the Church because of these same old lies that get repeated in KR’s and sec checks:
* It’s too entheta in the Church
* The Sea Org is brutal and no one gets paid
* There’s crush-regging at every event
* The Ideal Orgs are empty
* There’s gross out tech in the Church
“Lies! Lies! Lies!
“The Church is totally theta — and it’s even better than that now because you have my gift to you of Super Power and GAT II. The fact is that people leave only because they have overts and withholds and hidden crimes!
“So guess what?
“2014 begins with a massive Church-wide campaign of sweeping sec checks that doesn’t end until every last criminal, SP, squirrel, and wholetrack Psych implanter is located and nuked out of existence with a declare! If this means declaring every OT and ‘old timer” why then so be it. Off with their heads!
“It’s Sayonara Psychs in 2014!
“Happy New Year!”