The Church of Stock Photo Scientologists (CSPS) is a church within the ecclesiastical hierarchy of the churches of Scientology. The CSPS exists to ensure that the Church of Scientology never has less […]
The Church of Stock Photo Scientologists
Church of Scientology Hospitalized After Projectile Vomiting on Twitter!
Public health authorities today ordered the Church of Scientology rushed to the Emergency Room following Scientology’s prolonged two-week bout of projectile vomiting on Twitter. Blood tests revealed the presence of the deadly […]
Tom Cruise Healing from Broken Ankle at Home
Tom Cruise is healing at home from a broken ankle he suffered earlier this month. The actor says he went PTS to Scientology and the Aftermath and blamed the show. “Like every […]
The Church of Scientology: Reality Television at its Fake Worst!
“You want reality television?”asked disaffected OTV Don Newland, a bitter and nearly-bankrupt man who doesn’t give a shit if he’s declared an SP. “Well the Church of Scientology is reality television at […]
Scientology: The Marcabs Wanted You to Think It Was an Eclipse!
“The Marcabs aka the Psychs wanted you to think it was an eclipse — and they fooled everyone except true Scientologists,” said Dr. Ken Delusion, nuclear physicist and Executive Director of Scientology’s […]
Scientology Actress Elisabeth Moss Telepathically Communicates With Discarnate Entities
Scientologist Elisabeth Moss defended Scientology today by stating that Scientology allows her to telepathically communicate with millions of clustered discarnate entities that are attached to her body. Elisabeth does this while holding […]
Steve Bannon Hired to Run Scientology’s Freedom Magazine
“Bitter defrocked White House strategist Steve Bannon today joined COB RTC David Miscavige’s senior management team,” announced Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “Mr. Bannon joins former White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci who […]
Scientologists Taking a Stand
We in Scientology are angry, real angry. Right here, right now. If you wogs don’t stop attacking our religion right now we’re going to throw ourselves onto the floor and throw an […]
Scientology is a Workable Technology.
Scientology on Lockdown as Hurricane Leah Approaches
Scientology is on lockdown as Hurricane Leah makes landfall tonight on A&E. Scientology and the Aftermath.
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