Who can forget Scientologist and actor Denice Duff’s star turn as Michelle Morgan in the 1994 classic Bloodlust: Subspecies III? Even as vampire-undead-zombie, Denice’s skin was radiant: And now Denice Duff is […]
VP Scientology TV Mr. Ken Delusion sat at his big desk and glared out the window at Sunset Blvd. He had just read entheta online. “Unwatchable Propaganda!” he screamed at the wog […]
“Danny Masterson’s traditional appearance as Santa Claus at the Scientology Celebrity Centre’s Christmas gala has been cancelled,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion. When asked to comment on the allegations that Scientologist Danny […]
The Hollywood Reporter today announced that Scientology OT8 Jenna Elfman has been recruited as a regular on season 4 of “Fear the Walking Dead.” Finally! Wog television gets it right! Jenna’s career […]
Following the sudden firing of Kathy Griffin, Jenna Elfman has been hired as the new face of Squatty Potty. “This relief couldn’t come at a better time for Jenna,” said VP Ken […]
“As a Scientology OT, Jenna Elfman’s ability to telepathically audit her BT’s made her a natural to play the part of a grown woman who talks to an imaginary childhood friend,” said […]
Scientology OT Jenna Elfman spotted Psychiatric chemtrails being sprayed in the skies above her home in the Hollywood Hills. Acting with OT speed of particle flow, Jenna alerted the general populace: An […]
File under: You can’t make this stuff up! The Church of Scientology and its members frequently deliver bigotry, racism, vulgarity, profanity, footbullets, and stupidity on a silver platter. No one needs to […]
Scientologist Jenna Elfman successfully lined the Church of Scientology’s pockets with $10,000 when she successfully scammed Legoland California by representing an apparently noble group named Youth for Human Rights. What Elfman apparently […]
