His Imperial Holiness and Grand Dragon of the Seven Spheres David Miscavige has ordered Donald Trump and Megyn Kelly to appear at Scientology’s Flag Land Base for a major ethics handling.
“Donald and Megyn have had a huge ARC break that threatens the fourth dynamic of the planet,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Indeed, the planetary enturbulation caused by their mutual out ethics during the debate was even noticed by the implanting stations on Mars and Venus. We cannot allow other civilizations to treat this as fodder for their tabloids.”
“Grand Dragon of the Seven Spheres David Miscavige therefore decided to step in and order Donald and Megyn to report for a major ethics cycle that will include:
- OSA gang bang sec checking for their hidden crimes, both in this lifetime and past lifetimes
- The False Purpose Rundown
- The Purification Rundown
- False Data Stripping
- An investigation to determine if Donald and Megyn have been PDH’d by the Psychs (PDH = Pain, Drug, Hypnosis).
- A rollback to see if Donald or Megyn are secretly connected to Big Pharma or Psychiatry
- Additionally, an OSA criminal investigation into Fox Boss Rupert Murdoch’s attacks on Scientology will be conducted:
In happier news, the newest painting of His Imperial Holiness and Grand Dragon of the Seven Spheres David Miscavige is now on sale. All Scientol0gists are ordered to purchase at least 1,000 copies to give to family and friends. It is felt by Church management that Mr. Miscavige’s painting should be prominently hung in a place of honor in every home, school, and business in the world.
This lovely painting comes framed and ready to hang. Price is $11,495 each plus shipping and handling: