We in the Church of Scientology are calling for an end to the madness of the internet and its incessant attacks upon religion, decency, and morality.
We in Scientology long for a return to simpler times when we could sec check people, maybe slap them around behind closed doors if they needed it, and then take their money without them running off and blathering about it all over that degraded and filthy madhouse of sexual perversion, drugs, and entheta called the internet.
We in Scientology long for the days when OSA struck terror into the hearts of our enemies instead of what they have become now – a bunch of doddering old pantywaists who are too afraid to make a full-blooded howling charge over the ramparts to rip the throats and still-beating-hearts out of the chests of all those diseased and psych-implanted SP’s that are trying to destroy Scientology.
Folks, if you care about the good ol’ days and a return to family values, then you’ll make a donation now to the IAS to help us turn the tide. We are so close to planetary clearing and yet we need only one hundred million dollars for Fleet Admiral David Miscavige’s guaranteed secret project that will destroy the wog internet once and for all.