Barnabas, whom Captain Miscavige recently appointed Executive Director International of the Church of Scientology snorted in agreement.
“Barnabas and I have concluded that what is needed is the new Golden Age of Supremely Deluxe Ideal Orgs!”
“The new ‘Supremely Deluxe Ideal Orgs’ are based upon my bold new tech of airborne orgs supplied by helicopters. No one will ever blow these Orgs unless they want to go permanently exterior!”
“Moreover, these leviathans of the air will have no internet, no television, no phones, and will consist primarily of running tracks and course rooms.”
“This is the solution to entheta! We begin fundraising now!” decreed his Imperial Holiness.