Social Betterment Dictator Mr. Igor Bludoggian today declared Narconon a suppressive activity and group.
“The disgusting and filthy group of Psych-infested wholetrack criminals known as Narconon has brought the Church of Scientology and Captain David Miscavige into wide disrepute and legal problems,” Bludoggian stated.
“The hammer has dropped: Narconon will be disposed of quietly and without sorrow!”
“As a consequence of Narconon being cast into the outer darkness, Captain Miscavige is realigning the entire social betterment sector of Scientol0gy into a harmonious and unified vision called Voice For Humanity. Further details will be announced by Captain Miscavige at the upcoming IAS event which will be held at the Denny’s on Sunset Boulevard near the Ideal Pacifica Base.”