Following the recent shocking infiltration of a Scientology Org by a mentally unbalanced Russian woman, OSA learned during her interrogation that she had smuggled a tampon camera into the Org.
COB RTC David Miscavige immediately ordered a new Tampon Camera Detection System rushed into production to protect all Scientology Orgs globally.
“If the Orgs are to remain safe from marauding spies and their Psych tampon cameras, then New Civilization Builders are expected to immediately dig deep and donate $500,000,000 to fund the Tampon Camera Detection System,” COB declared in remarks today at Flag Land Base where he is working like a madman to launch GAT 2.
“Looking like a Mars rover, the Tampon Camera Detection System will be able to see through women’s clothing and purses in search of hidden tampon cameras,” COB noted. “This small invasion of privacy is fully justified in the name of the Church of Scientology’s national security interests.”