As reported by the BBC, the Saudi Religious Police clearly understand the threat posed by the criminally suppressive Twitter:
“Sheikh Abdul Latif Abdul Aziz al-Sheikh said anyone using social media sites – and especially Twitter – ‘has lost this world and his afterlife.'”
We in the Church of Scientology join with the Saudi Religious Police, the Mutaween, in telling all Scientologists that they too will lose this world and Eternity itself if they use Twitter!
We have strong feelings about this and have previously called for the the internet to be outlawed and destroyed if Religion itself is to survive the 21st century and beyond.
The great threat posed to religion and religious people by Twitter, the internet, and all of social media has never been greater!
Why just yesterday Scientologists in San Francisco were mocked online for simply trying to warn the public of the deadly Psych conspiracy to enslave humans that began with a vast and cosmic thrill killing spree 75,000,000 years ago on 76 other planets.
Scientologists have also become subject to Joking & Degrading online simply for expressing their very religious thoughts on a private Facebook group that has been invaded by the wholetrack Psych implanters and Marcabs:
Categories: OTVIIIisGrrr8!
OTVIIIisGrrr8! 
No Facebook or Twitter? What should we do, just listen to Davey?
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Scientologists are the authorities on the mind.
Therefore, any wog can listen to Scientologists to gain the knowledge necessary to realize that Scientology is the only way out of the 75,000,000 year old trap:
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That video was pure theta! Viewing it, one could postulate nearly every one of those folks would have sent a thrill up the leg of PT Barnum. COB must be thrilled!!
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I love how one of the first people talks about how she had been stuck on her case for four years before coming to Flag where they cleaned her out like an overdose of Ex-Lax. So what she’s saying, in automotive terms, is that the local dealer was unable to fix her transmission for four years so she took her car to the manufacturer’s “Flag” garage and they were able to fix it in only a month. She’s so grateful that she had to travel thousands of miles to get an overpriced transmission repair that she forgets to be angry at the local dealer that worked on her car unsuccessfully for four long years!
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I heard about NED for OT in the video. Is that Ned Flanders from the Simpsons? I prefer APU, at least you can get Slurpees and Slim Jims at the Quickie Mart. The only culinary tradition in Scientology is rice and beans.
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God that FB thread is pathetic. What a bunch of brain-dead morons. Point and laugh tech!
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Late to the party I know, but who’s “Grandpa No Psychs” in the black t-shirt? Is he the same guy who was Bunker’s shadow in Portland? Kinda creepy.
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