An excerpt from an upcoming Freedom Magazine article entitled, A Day in the Life: Fleet Admiral David Miscavige.
“Fleet Admiral David Miscavige sat on the far west end of his giant 18,000 foot Mouse Table staring at dozens of large screens up on the wall of the RTC Combat Information Center (CIC). Online entheta was up 21%, however, the Ideal Orgs were booming:
But more important than the Ideal Org stat was the news was pouring in that Scientology global expansion on the nineteen continents of the Earth was “straight up and vertical” which — on a graph that shows time and units of expansions — meant that Scientology was now expanding straight up on the graph in terms of units and yet this was all happening OUTSIDE OF TIME.
“That is what a “straight up and vertical” line on a graph means: NO TIME, or OUTSIDE OF TIME.
“Due to the heroic efforts of Fleet Admiral David Miscavige, Scientology expansion has finally gone exterior to time and was simply expanding straight up outside of the physical universe wherein reality was a function of agreement.
“No longer were the stats of the Church of Scientology subject to so-called wog mathematics in which 1+1 = 2. It had now become literally true that the Church of Scientology stats were whatever David Miscavige said they were, and, so of course the stats were straight up and vertical in a highest-ever screaming affluence — except of course for the Org you are in. The stats at your Org suck because you are downstat and are criminally withholding donations to the IAS.
As Fleet Admiral David Miscavige is himself at cause over the MEST universe, millions and millions of people were now having the outside-of-time cognition ‘I am a Scientologist.’ Indeed, this had happened to the Nation of Islam and now it was happening to:
“Mitt Romney was speaking at a campaign rally in the Champaign–Urbana area when he suddenly had the cognition that he was a Scientologist.
“Romney then declared to the audience, ‘I am a Scientologist and so are you.’ The audience suddenly cogged that they were in fact all Scientologists. Accordingly. they leapt to their feet and offered Mitt Romney a standing ovation that lasted a long time. True, the standing ovation was not as long as those received by Fleet Admiral David Miscavige, but still, it was a long time.
“After the rally, Mitt Romney realized that he needed to do Non-E with Fleet Admiral David Miscavige and so he phoned the Fleet Admiral.
“The historic phone call began:
“Hello Fleet Admiral Miscavige, this is Mitt Romney. I am calling to introduce myself to you and ask what you want and need from me when I become President of the United States of America….
“Just as Fleet Admiral David Miscavige had become cause over the IRS twenty years ago, he had now become cause over Mitt Romney.
“Fleet Admiral Miscavige knew that the first thing he needed to do was to put Mitt Romney into the special Tom Cruise Resurgence Rundown, a process whereby the movers and the shakers of the world such as Scientologists Greta Van Susteren and Juliette Lewis were processed to align with the Command Intention of David Miscavige to salvage this sector of the universe….”