It is no secret that the insane Nation of Texas hates the Church of Scientology because the Church is in every way better than Texas. We in the Church have the Tech and all of the excitement that goes with movie stars Clearing the Planet!
What does Texas have?
It has nothing.
In fact, Texans are so bored stiff that they have nothing better to do than to drink tequila, shoot guns into the air, ride wild cows, and enturbulate the Church of Scientology for excitement:
The backwards people of Texas worship a strange implanted R6 god named Big Tex. Texans beseech Big Tex for for oil gushers, more beer, good weather for NASCAR races, Cowboys football games, money, more pairs of cowboy boots, beef jerky, tequila, and all of the other things Texans want:
There are a tiny handful of bitter defrocked apostates who live in Texas. They are few in number but have succeeded in enturbulating the hell out of COB RTC David Miscavige.
Well sir, it seems that the Texas SP’s who have been incessantly attacking the Church of Scientology got a big comeuppance yesterday when their pagan god Big Tex went up in flames yesterday:
Big Tex going up in flames is a sign from the Theta Universe for so-called Indies to stop attacking Mankind’s only hope of salvation. It is a sign for them to stop enturbulating David Miscavige, the ecclesiastical leader of the world’s 4.3 billion Scientologists!
Texas: Go back to your rodeos and NASCAR! Stop enturbulating the Church of Scientology!