Church of Scientology Suffers a Panic Attack. Rushed to the Emergency Room. Prognosis not good.
Church of Scientology Suffers a Panic Attack!
Police Report on John Doe
Case Number: 588-02-3-19-2014 Date: 3-19-2014 – Central Station. Prepared By: Officer Jones, Badge #3171 Details of Event: While on routine patrol, a white adult male, approximately 5’4″, 130 pounds, and […]
Christians Exorcist Bob Larson Slugs It Out with Another Christian!
We in RTC are shocked to find such outlandish conduct in the world of Christianity. But then what do you expect from an R6 Implant religion? (BTW, another excellent job by Anderson […]
Captain Miscavige Declares “60 Minutes” a Criminal SP Group
“Captain David Miscavige acted with swift ferocity in declaring the Psych-funded wog television show 60 Minutes a criminal SP group,” announced Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman today at a special emergency plenary meeting […]
Church of Scientology Raising Money to Help Find Missing Maylasian Airliner
“We in the Church of Scientology are raising money on an emergency basis to send our Volunteer Ministers to assist in the search for missing Malaysian Air flight 370,” announced RTC senior […]
Captain David Miscavige and the Sea Org in 2017
We in RTC dug up this jewel from the archives. Published on Sea Org Day in 1992, Captain David Miscavige gushed like a schoolgirl about how bright our future would be. Page […]
The Jehovah’s Witnesses are a Dangerous Cult!
We in the Church of Scientology are not a cult. We are a religion as proven by the highest authority: The IRS. Conversely, the Jehovah’s Witnesses are a cult as proven by […]
How Dare You Call COB “Captain Miscavige!”
From the November 20, 2103 deposition of Ensign Allan Cartwright, Director of Legal Affairs, Office of Special Affairs, in the case of Rathbun v. Miscavige et. al. ref: http://www.scribd.com/doc/195293309/Monique-Rathbun-v-Scientology-Motion-to-Reconsider#download We begin the […]
Church of Scientology calls 911
911: Hemet 911, what is your emergency? CoS: Oh my Gaaaaaaaaawd! COB! COB! He’s locked himself in his bedroom and he’s screaming and smashing everything! COB has clearly gone Type III! 911: […]
Comm Ev of Blake Silber, VP Bridge Publications Inc. — Part 1
Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman convened a Committee of Evidence at 0300 hours this morning against Blake Silber, VP Bridge Publications Inc. Charges against Silber include treason, forwarding enemy lines, spreading entheta, engaging […]
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