Details of Event: While on routine patrol, a white adult male, approximately 5’4″, 130 pounds, and 50 years of age was observed wandering in the alley near 1st and Main @ 1121 hours in a dazed and confused condition.
Subject male was was hostile and aggressive upon questioning and claimed that he was the “world’s foremost global ecclesiastical leader” and stated to officers that he was looking, “for my latest new Ideal Org.” When questioned about the meaning of this term, subject stated that, “an Ideal Org is fully ideal in every way. Whereupon, a thetan can originate that Eternity is finally attainable after too many decades of arbitraries and alterations of the technology.”
When asked his name, subject said it was “COB” and, for some reason, insisted to officers that he was not a Captain, had never been called a Captain, and demanded that officers not call him a Captain as he found the term very derogatory.
Subject refused to further identify himself and had no identification on him. Subject claimed that his “personal communicator” carried his identification and other personal effects. Subject further insisted to officers that he had never once sent a text message to anyone in Texas and denied ever having had any dealings with anyone in Texas.
When informed by officers that he was being detained for a field interview, subject became increasingly agitated and hostile and asked to speak with one of his 22 lawyers. When asked which of his lawyers he wanted the police to contact the subject replied, “that one, you know, the one who was the Supreme Court Chief Justice.” Subject then demanded to be taken to “the ship.” When pressed for details, subject said he had a private cruise ship in the Bahamas at his disposal and expected to be flown there immediately in Tom Cruise’s private jet.
Actions Taken: Subject was taken into custody for a 5150 psychiatric evaluation. Upon confinement in the holding cell the subject demanded a high protein meal. Subject was given two standard jail bologna sandwiches and a fruit cup. Subject threw the food at the wall of the cell and screamed that he could only eat lamb flown in from Australia or Kobe beef flown in from Japan. Subject then requested a glass of scotch.
When informed that he would be transported within the hour to a local psychiatric facility for a 72 hour evaluation, subject became unruly and screamed at jail staff that, “Psychiatry is against my religion.”
Subject then demanded that members of his religion immediately be called to take him under their own care and supervision. When asked who officers should call, subject gave a phone number for a location in San Jacinto, California.
Officers called the number and an individual identifying himself as “Warren” answered the phone. When informed that “COB” was requesting religious assistance to prevent a 72 hour psychiatric confinement, “Warren” said that he had never heard of anyone called “COB” and hung up.
Summary: Subject became violent and had to be transported in shackles to the psychiatric facility.