MARS CENTRAL COMMAND PSYCHIATRIC IMPLANTING UNIT CONFIDENTIAL: BURN AFTER READING Summary: Our drone flyover of the Ventura Ideal Org grand opening showed <2,000 Scientologists remaining in the Southern California Region of Teegeeack. […]
Many of the twelve million members of the Church of Scientology began receiving this message today while using their computers, cellphones, and other digital devices. During the New Years 2020 event, we […]
Secret Scientology Super Power Process 9A: The Quick Freeze 1. Following full body immersion in the Soap Tank, the steam catapult hurls the Scientologist fifty through the air like a greased pig […]
We at Scientology Media Productions broke the exclusive story that a Scientology fundraiser had accidentally become a new religion called The Glorious Pre-Adamite Super Targ Empire of the Greater San Fernando Valley […]
We in the RTC Department of Social Media Policing saw this post from Betsy at the LA Org posted on an enemy blog: NO BETSY NO! Scientology is never to be used […]
The San Fernando Valley Ideal Org OT Committee was conducting a “Martian Mysticism” themed costume fundraiser. However, this dabbling with occult practices soon proved as dangerous as “playing” with a Ouija board. […]
“Dilettantism must be destroyed once and for all in Scientology,” declared IG/RTC Mr. Davis Jackinov. “2020 will see COB shattering dilettantism in all of its manifestations.”
After admitting to having faked his own death in 1986 in order to devote more time to his upper level researches, L. Ron Hubbard today filed a civil action in a New […]
