“The answer is money,” L. Ron Hubbard remarked. “And so the Scientologist needs to increase his necessity level and you know… a thetan can actually mock up money… can create money… can […]
Robert Kraft’s Economy Hand Job Emporium
Scientology Official Attacked; Clearwater PD To Investigate
“Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion claimed that while he was taking an evening walk by himself in Clearwater he was attacked by two psychiatrists who jumped him in an alley from behind a […]
Real Scientologists Demand Cash Auditing Subsidies from the US Government
“Social welfare programs that give billions of dollars to poor people are bigoted and hateful because they discriminate against Scientologists,” declared the new STAND League Executive Director Mr. Ken Delusion. “For too […]
Scientology’s Los Angeles Interfaith Coalition Hosts an Event
Scientology’s Ed Parkin droned on at length today to a group of equally dimwitted and boorish rented clergymen who were paid to listen. “Wog clergyman are easy to dupe,” chuckled Parkin. “If […]
The Intellectual Bandwidth of Scientologist Marisol Nichols
I pretty much live in jeans pic.twitter.com/qHWLZEaji2 — Marisol Nichols (@marisolnichols) February 13, 2019
Scientologist Katherine Fraser Uses OT Force Field to Stop Wog Journo Tara Brown of 60 Minutes Australia
We in RTC were shocked — shocked we say — when wog journo Tara Brown of 60 Minutes Australia recently showed up unannounced at Gold Base! Worse, she had journo Tony Ortega […]
Scientology Leader David Miscavige Purchases the Preserved Head of 19th Century Killer Diogo Alves
Executed in 1841 for a decade-long crime spree which included pushing seventy people to their deaths from the heights of the Aqueduto das Águas Livres (Aqueduct of the Free Waters), the severed […]
