“A black satin shirt, gold lame pants, and black leather boots is the dope new retro 1970’s look for Sea Org and Scientology publics alike,” chortled COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige. “Buy […]
“There is no such thing as the Coronavirus,” Tom Cruise announced from the Scientology Science Institute in Los Angeles. “The Coronavirus hoax is a George Soros-Psychiatry funded mob hit designed to destroy […]
David Miscavige Lashes Out; Tells Karen Bass to Stop Blaming Her Political Image Problems on Scientology
Scientology leader and humanitarian David Miscavige lashed out at Rep. Karen Bass and told her to stop blaming her political image problems on her having made a speech at a Scientology event […]
“We in the Church of Scientology are outraged about the way Senator Kamala Harris and her staff are having themselves a good laugh over Rep. Karen Bass’ ‘Scientology problem,’” said Church spokesman […]
David Miscavige’s Monumental Technical Discovery: Boarded Up Orgs = No Red Tags, No Missed F/N’s, Etc.
“COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige’s order to board up Ideal Orgs across the US has resulted in a 100% end to the chronic and endless auditing errors and mistakes at the Ideal […]
If you just relax and cooperate during the Scientology fundraiser it will not hurt as much.
“Who is the hidden SP ratting those particular Scientologists out to the Feds?” Ken Delusion asked. “We know there are leaks about certain of their indiscretions. While we in the Church deny […]
Scientologist Danny Masterson convinced Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghishlaine Maxwell to turn to the Church of Scientology for help. “I can relate to Ghislaine,” said Masterson. “We’ve both been arrested and accused of […]
We in RTC are constantly firing off missions to handle fundamental confusions which lead to Out Tech. Our stable datum is this: The Founder informs us that thetans compulsively mock up their […]