We in the RTC Department of Social Media Policing saw this post from Betsy at the LA Org posted on an enemy blog: NO BETSY NO! Scientology is never to be used […]
Scientology Fundraiser Accidentally Becomes a New Religion
The San Fernando Valley Ideal Org OT Committee was conducting a “Martian Mysticism” themed costume fundraiser. However, this dabbling with occult practices soon proved as dangerous as “playing” with a Ouija board. […]
The Deadly Dilettante and his Danger to We in Scientology
“Dilettantism must be destroyed once and for all in Scientology,” declared IG/RTC Mr. Davis Jackinov. “2020 will see COB shattering dilettantism in all of its manifestations.”
L. Ron Hubbard Sues David Miscavige to Regain Control of Scientology
After admitting to having faked his own death in 1986 in order to devote more time to his upper level researches, L. Ron Hubbard today filed a civil action in a New […]
David Miscavige Sues Pope Francis For Infringing Upon Scientology’s Copyrighted “Ecclesiastical Beating” Technology
Claiming he had copyrighted “Ecclesiastical Beatings” and “Papal Slaps”, Scientology leader David Miscavige sued Pope Francis for infringement today in the World Religious Court. “Mr. Miscavige is asking for $500 million in […]
David Miscavige and Heaven’s Gate Leader Come to Blows on FoxNews; Fistfight Ensues in Studio
David Miscavige Slips into Old Age; Rails Against the Onset of His Decrepitude
Scientology leader David Miscavige began the new year protesting the ravages of advancing age and the acceleration of his physical, mental, and psychological plunge into decrepitude. “The food they serve me in […]
Church of Scientology on New Years Eve
“A dangerous crevasse opened beneath the Church of Scientology as we tried to go into 2020,” reported Expedition Commander Ken Delusion. “Our safest move is to reverse course back and head back […]
Scientology: Spying on the Buddha!
Knowledge Report The Buddha has suppressive tendencies and is engaged in, and promoting, an offbeat practice named after himself. Specifically, the Buddha teaches detachment from what he calls “illusory mental forms.” A […]
Xenu Arrested for DUI After Colliding With Santa Claus
“Xenu was 3x over the legal limit,” said State Trooper Rock Slammer. “Xenu didn’t even realize he had flown into Santa’s sleigh until we were handcuffing him at the scene for DUI.” […]
