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Marcabs Invade PAC Base!
PAC Base Incident Report: 2213 Hours: Warships of the Marcabian Confederation decloaked and criminally penetrated Scientology airspace in an attempt to steal the OT materials. This violation of the RTC-Marcabian treaty may […]
Scientology to Sue City of Clearwater for Eleventy Billion Dollars!
The so-called “City of Clearwater” is a cynical wog legal fiction. Created and funded by Big Pharma only to torment, harass, and impede the progress of Scientology, Clearwater’s latest outrage occurred last […]
Scientology Leader David Miscavige Arrested in North Korea
In an attempt to punish America, North Korea arrested Scientology leader David Miscavige during his inspection tour of Scientology’s Ideal Org Pyongyang. North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un said that America will now […]
Jenna Elfman and Her Embarrassing New ABC Sitcom “Imaginary Mary”
“As a Scientology OT, Jenna Elfman’s ability to telepathically audit her BT’s made her a natural to play the part of a grown woman who talks to an imaginary childhood friend,” said […]
Damage Control Scientology Style
UA CEO: Hello Dave? Did you get the wire transfer I sent you for PR damage control consulting? COB: It arrived safely. UA CEO: This incident on the plane… it’s getting uglier […]
COB’s Sticky Buns!
Scientology Media Productions Sitcom: Cafe in Portland
Cafe in Portland, Episode 1: Being unemployable anywhere else, Reza Aslan signs a 2.5 year contract to work at the cafe in Scientology’s Portland Ideal Org. Joining him there is the equally […]
David Miscavige’s New All White Bedroom
After throwing a major ecclesiastical temper tantrum and rather dramatically screaming that his existing bedroom was too dark and depressing, David Miscavige demanded a new white bedroom. “I need white to match […]
Scientology Is Not Sinking!
Contrary to popular belief, the Church of Scientology is not sinking like the ill-fated Titanic. Rather, Scientology is undergoing an intense Underwater Freezing Saltwater Purif that will take it down 1,000 meters […]
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