“As we are assembled here today to celebrate the epic accomplishments of the last many decades of time which are but a brief breath in eternity, we pause to take note that, notwithstanding the decades or centuries of time it takes to build one of the great cathedrals of the world, we in the Church of Scientology can proudly boast that, yes, we have done more with Ideal Orgs in three decades than the Catholics have done in two trillenia, which is to say that Scientology is ‘open for business’ and, yes, we stand at the dawn of the next great evolution of the Tech, and here we speak of the Golden Age of Admin wherein all of LRH’s Admin Tech has been systematized and the deadly bombs of semicolons have been located, defused, and eradicated; and more to the point by way of highlighting and illuminating the tremendous responsibility we have to the tens of billions of future Scientologists who will walk through our doors, many of whom will be each of you returning in new bodies to do OTIX and OTX, we will experience, again and again, what it truly feels like to be oiled up and spent upon curiously occult religious appliances, which is to say what Scientology is and does by way of amplifying the all embracive nature of Planetary Clearing whether it be inside a school bus in Belize, a boardroom in Brussels, or a brothel in Bombay, yes, you can be 100% certain that GAT II will form another spoke in wheel of Planetary Clearing, a wheel of iron ethics that will locate and crush Suppression under its unstoppable Super Power momentum that is underpinned by the The Way to Happiness, a book of nonreligious morality that has been read, clay-demoed, and word cleared by countless billions of people spanning the globe and this is why crime is down globally and literacy is skyrocketing in lands written off long ago by the Psychs as backward swamps of despair fit only to be carpet bombed with Psych drugs funded by UN aid dollars behind which sit a cabal of British bankers, which is to say shapeshifting reptilian Marcabs bent upon global destruction using the false promises of “feel good” chemicals to create a New World Order of slavery and drones that fly around and kill people based on their microexpressions, which said microexpressions are a just another product line extension of the deadly Psych treatise known as the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, a work full of invented mental illnesses that not only do not exist but in fact serve as a template of chemical slavery fueled by the greed of Big Pharma and its hidden connections to Interpol, the CIA, SMERSH, and finally, yes, the R6 bank itself which has kept this planet in thrall for the past seventy-five millions years and which is why we in the Church of Scientology have the only effective way out of this seventy-five million year old trap, a way out that is as precise as Einstein and as effective as oxygen and this is why we know that every Scientologist everywhere stands for Freedom, which is to say that the Church of Scientology is populated by a very special people, indeed we are a race of inordinately strange supernatural beings who, while we are looked upon with shock and horror by the Wog world, are nevertheless New Civilization Builders, which is to say that our multitude of opulently spacious Orgs that have been consecrated in cash and yes, when we speak of our Ideal Orgs, we reiterate, reaffirm, and reify their core promise and premise which is to deliver the world’s greatest technical revolution known as the Golden Age of Tech Phase II, which is the summation and pinnacle of 50,000 years of thinking men, and whereupon guarantees OT abilities including exteriorization with all 57 perceptics firing on all 8 pistons of eternity; it thereupon becomes self-evident that the entire subjecture of GAT II is a three needle-swing floating needle wrapped in bacon and sealed with a kiss, and that is why we will perpetuate into all planets this three-decker mystery sandwich, but more importantly GAT II is hurtling us into unimagined glorious futures like a faster-than-light Venutian freight locomotive which, by way of announcing that these glorious futures are just around the corner and are as certain as gravity on the heavy gravity planets, all of which is to boldly declare that the Church of Scientology doesn’t just talk Planetary Clearing but we make it a reality every day in the 15,901 nations of this world located on fifteen continents of this planets and that is why, by way of summarizing in order to conclude, it is, at least on paper, straight up and vertical expansion on a rocket ride into the epicenter of planetary salvage that begins with the donations you make to the IAS today and forever to ensure that GAT II and the Ideal Orgs remain MEST realities written in concrete, steel, and fine flooring materials tastefully accented with the florid beauty of fresh flowers, crystal chandeliers, and fully outfitted with a bounty of the new course rooms and auditing rooms necessary to deliver 100% standard Tech in a theta environment that makes it all seem that Source is right there in the room with you inviting you to join the Sea Org and help transform this planet into a Scientology Utopia and that is why I say, ‘Scientology works 100% of the time when applied standardly which is why we in RTC guard the Tech like savage wolves who exist to destroy squirrels;’ and for all of you who are signing in your own niacin-enriched blood the billion-year Sea Org contract tonight may I also say, ‘Welcome aboard shipmate!'”