“Even with his head temporarily swollen by a Botox malfunction, Maverick is readying Top Gun 2 for a theatrical release in the next few years,” said assistant second unit apple box manager […]
Tom Cruise Top Gun 2: Botox Malfunction!
Tom Cruise: Lost in Space — Part 1
Scientology OT VIII Tom Cruise was strapped into the super-secret RTC TR3-B hypersonic spaceplane. He had been scrambled aloft following yet another Marcabian incursion into the air space above Flag Land Base. […]
Top Gun II — Why is Maverick is Still a Captain?
In Top Gun II, Maverick is still a Captain after 25 years in the Navy! Why? The answer is that Scientology has made him quarrelsome, argumentative, and an antisocial personality. Maverick constantly […]
Top Gun II — Maverick Has a Secret!
In Top Gun II, Maverick has a secret: How does the aging OT jet jockey keep the flight surgeon from finding out he has a very bad case of hemorrhoids? And how […]
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