315 Pound Church of Scientology Justice Chief to be Fitness Boarded Out of Sea Org

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2008: IJC Mike Ellis at a svelte 265 pounds.

As reported today by Psych journalist Tony Ortega today, Church of Scientology International Justice Chief Mike Ellis weighs 315 pounds.

Ellis has an earache, bronchitis, high blood pressure, and heart problems. The medicos say he is too sick to fly to Florida to be deposed in the Garcia case.

We in RTC have investigated Mike Ellis and are preparing a Comm Ev to fitness board the guy out of the Sea Org.

Mike Ellis Comm Ev Particulars:

1. Mike Ellis is a No Case Gain (NCG) who has somatics turning on due to his hidden crimes against COB and Scientology organizations.

2. Mike Ellis is the “why” for the massive Church of Scientology statcrash for the past ten years.

IJC Mike Ellis. Photo by JennyAtLAX.

2015: IJC and OT III Mike Ellis at 315 pounds and unable to travel by aeroplane. Any deposition of the IJC must be done in Los Angeles at his bedside as he is on oxygen and unable to locomote or form clear thoughts.  Photo by JennyAtLAX.

3. Mike Ellis is the hidden SP on COB’s lines and this explains everything.

4. After we in RTC declare Mike Ellis an SP, he will not be able to be deposed as he is no longer a Church official. He will be sent to a rest home in a non-extradition country at Church expense.

4A. After Mike Ellis is declared, his post will remain vacant and so there is no IJC for Ted Babbitt to depose.

4B. The post of IJC cannot be filled until the Board of Directors of CSI, at the instruction of a majority of the Trustees, order a search for a replacement IJC. The request will be initiated at the next scheduled Board meeting in Aruba on September 1, 2018. CSI Bylaws do not allow the Board to be convened at an earlier date.

5. We in RTC put Mike Ellis on the cans and found the reading item: Mike Ellis is PTS to Ted Babbitt. This is unsurprising as Babbitt is a dramatizing wholetrack SP with evil intentions. Babbitt has no doubt destroyed entire civilizations and planets for the past trillion years and now sees the Church of Scientology as a big fat chicken to be plucked and eaten.

The diagnosis here is religion being attacked.

The prescription is the First Amendment.

To paraphrase SNL, “Captain Miscavige has a fever and the only cure is more First Amendment.”

Stay tuned as Captain Miscavige and his wog lawyers file an emergency motion to keep Mike Ellis out of deposition.

In the meantime, Eliis has been confined to the medical unit where he is lying in a bunk caterwauling about his meat body falling apart.

15 responses to “315 Pound Church of Scientology Justice Chief to be Fitness Boarded Out of Sea Org

  1. I am so glad they figured out who he was PTS to. I was so worried. Not course once he is declared, his only terminal will be the IJC. Oh wait . . .

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  2. You know, Jeff, in all seriousness he could be being Fitness Boarded out of the SO right now. That is not an unrealistic consequence of his physical condition and the heat and pressure that is on his plate right now. When I first saw your headline on this article, I thought it was a real news story and it didn’t surprise me one bit.

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  3. I can’t seem to find any $cientology service completions for Mike Ellis. It’s obvious he hasn’t done the purification rundown in many, many years, so his fatty tissue must be rife with toxins. Is Richard Valle available to step in?

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    • URGENT UPDATE: Examination of IJC Ellis by an actual wog physician revealed that Ellis has handed out over 150,000,000 SP Declares in the last ten years and is therefore suffering from Acute Goldenrod Toxicity.

      Accordingly, CCI C/S Purif has ordered Ellis to begin smoking at least three packs of Kool cigarettes per day to run all of the goldenrod ink out of his body.

      Ellis is not fat; he is just swollen due to absorbing >300 liters of goldenrod ink.

      An intensive program of Kool cigarettes and a 3X GAT II Purif redo will have IJC Ellis running laps in no time!

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  4. Re: “Earache my eye: A Scientology official’s excuses why he can’t fly for deposition in fraud suit,” The Underground Bunker (Tony Ortega on Scientology), specifically:

    “Attached to the email was a doctor’s note saying that [Mike] Ellis [International Justice Chief, Cherch of $cientology] was suffering from ‘acute bronchitis with reactive airways, as well as bilateral serous otitis media.'”

    “Reactive Airways Refuses Refund for $cientology International Justice Chief”

    By JennyAtLA, January 19, 2015

    In an unprecedented move yesterday, Reactive Airways refused a refund for Psych Hellis, $cientology’s International Justice Chief.

    Last week on Reactive Airways official website, Mr. Hellis purchased a round-trip ticket from Los Angeles, California, to Tampa, Florida, in order to attend a scheduled Inquisition. When PayPal later rejected his online payment due to the airline’s weight restriction, Mr. Hellis demanded a refund.

    “I couldn’t think with their reasoning,” Mr. Hellis said during a telephone interview. “First, Reactive Airways subjected me to a security check.” Mr. Hellis then supplied us, by fax (after figuring out that scanners even exist; he later admitted he could have sent us the document in a PDF file from the very beginning), a list of the questions Reactive Airways tried to get him to answer:

    [Read the rest of the article by clicking the following link or copying and pasting the link into your web browser:]

    https://jennyatlax.wordpress.com/2015/01/19/reactive-airways-refuses-refund-for-cientology-international-justice-chief/

    (A note to OTVIIIisGrrr8!: you outdid yourself today: “4A. After Mike Ellis is declared, his post will remain vacant and so there is no IJC for Ted Babbitt to depose.” [Brilliant!] “4B. The post of IJC cannot be filled until the Board of Directors of CSI, at the instruction of a majority of the Trustees, order a search for a replacement IJC. The request will be initiated at the next scheduled Board meeting in Aruba on September 1, 2018. CSI Bylaws do not allow the Board to be convened at an earlier date” [a. Ha! A Board meeting won’t occur until 2018, or three years from now; b. That Board meeting may never happen because aren’t most, if not all, of C$I’s Board of Directors’ offices empty?] “5. We in RTC put Mike Ellis on the cans and found the reading item: Mike Ellis is PTS to Ted Babbitt. This is unsurprising as Babbitt is a dramatizing wholetrack SP with evil intentions. Babbitt has no doubt destroyed entire civilizations and planets for the past trillion years and now sees the Church of Scientology as a big fat chicken to be plucked and eaten.” [I couldn’t help but notice how JennyAtLAX-like that last statement of yours is!] )

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  5. Problem solved! The Tech works.

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  6. ‘reactive’ airways? There’s your problem right there.

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  7. Wayne Borean aka The Mad Hatter

    How does anyone eating a Sea Org rice and beans diet reach a weight of 315 pounds?

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  8. Someone should tell Mr. Ellis about Dianetics and Scientology. Dianetic therapy alone is able to cure, completely and with no chance of relapse, all “inorganic” and “psycho-somatic” illnesses which, according to Mr. Hubbard make up 70 percent of all human ailments.

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  9. Guy scooters into an airport and says, “Gimme a Mike Ellis Special!”

    TSA Agent: Boarding pass, please? Thank you…

    TSA Agent: …What the hell is…? This… This isn’t a boarding pass. This is a piece of paper with “CINNABON” scrawled on it… Do you have—

    Mike Ellis: JUST LET ME IN, JERK, I’M NOT HERE TO FLY

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  10. Maybe he can be deposed in his next lifetime.

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