Captain David Miscavige today declared Flag Down an illegal criminal assembly.
Captain Miscavige additionally banned Church parishioners from going anywhere within 3000 nautical miles of Flag Down.
“This 3000 nautical mile SP exclusionary zone is intended to protect Church parishioners from coming into contact with any newspaper or television coverage of Flag Down,” declared Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman, CO of Ethics and Image.
“As a result of the SP exclusionary zone, all 512 Scientology parishioner in Florida have been ordered to relocate to the Seattle Ideal Org for the duration of Flag Down. Tents, cots, and porta-potties have been set up in the Org parking lot. A small fee of $5,000 per person will be charged for these amenities.”
“As an added precaution, all Flag Land Base personnel will be evacuated to Pac Base in Hollywood for the duration of Flag Down.”
“Dianetics Tank Battalion 7 has also been deployed to guard Flag against Flag Down and its so-called free speech.”
“‘Free speech’ is not the freedom to attack the Scientology religion,” Comrade Dr. Wonderman emphasized in his RTC-approved remarks. “Moreover, this entire Psych-funded Flag Down event was staged only because GAT II has gone into highest ever straight up and vertical screaming affluence and so the Psychs are now fighting back in their death throes like savage cornered animals.”
“I myself will be personally coordinating all activities concerned with Flag Down from the RTC Strategic Command Bunker here at Trementina Base,” Comrade Dr. Wonderman stated in his prepared remarks.
“Finally, as of 0100 hours 3 May 2014, Captain Miscavige has placed the entire Church of Scientology into CONFUSION for allowing Flag Down to happen. We as a group have failed Captain Miscavige and deserve only to suffer up through the conditions.”