David Miscavige, Pope of Scientology = POS

All heads of state have acronyms:

* The Secret Service acronym for the President of the United States is POTUS.

* The Church of Scientology acronym for the Pope of Scientology is POS.

COBAnd just as Wog president Brent Obama is often the target of entheta and criminal Joking & Degrading, so too is the POS who leads the Scientology religion.

The facts are shocking: Behind the lunatic fringes of the internet is an orchestrated plot to stop Planetary Clearing.

This plot is most notably seen in the diabolical machinations at work to depose COB RTC David Miscavige in a Texas courtroom in wholesale violation of his religious rights as the Pope of Scientology (POS).

And make no mistake about it, COB really is the POS in the existing scene.

This plot will not succeed as OSA and seventeen lawyers are hard at work for the POS who heads our religion.

Even now plans are being undertaken to place full page ads in leading newspapers exposing this plot and decrying the internet as a Psych-funded terrorist playground.

So yes, the Church of Scientology is hard at work in governments throughout the world to outlaw the internet in the same way we ended the Cold War and were responsible for the collapse of the USSR.

Please donate to the IAS today to help the POS who heads our religion fend off the multitudinous legal challenges being thrown at him by the various agents of   SMERSH and of the cabal of British Bankers who seek his overthrow by nefarious means.

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7 responses to “David Miscavige, Pope of Scientology = POS

  1. You know, I see the POS every morning when I’m out walking the dog.

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  2. I nearly stepped on the POS this morning when leaving in a hurry. That would certainly have been messy and embarrassing!

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  3. So who runs the day-to-day activities of the Church? Who sent the squirrel busters into Texas?

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    • Those people in Texas, those Squirrel Busters, were Church parishioners who went to Texas for 199 days of their own free will.

      COB knows nothing about this and was very busy in California preparing the launch of Super Power and GAT II. Moreover, COB has an alibi: He was with Shelly. However, Shelly legally does not have to testify against her husband and so she can’t be called as a witness.

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  4. Miscavige-ologists, learning from dear leader how to get bummed in the slammer. TC will be so jealous.

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  5. The Urban Dictionary, (dictionary of choice on the fringes of the internet) says POS means Piece Of Shit –
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pos

    It’s a perfect acronym for DM!

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