Following COB’s stunning surprise announcement that the new Ultra Mark VIII e-meter would be literally given away for the ridiculously low price of $4,900 on Black Friday, millions of Scientologists began lining up outside of our 115,897 Ideal Orgs at midnight.
“I want to get my hands on ten of those new Ultra Mark VIII’s,” said Scientology OT III Frank O’Neil of Boise, Idaho. “I mean $4,900 for the new meter?! C’mon, it’s a no brainer!”
COB also announced that the Freewinds was selling luxury OT Prosperity cruises at up to 50% off.
“Additionally,” Church spokesman Ken Delusion added, “COB is selling an almost new office building in downtown Clearwater for only $125,000,000. It’s a Black Friday special on a fifteen year old Church property that has outlived its usefulness.”
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OTVIIIisGrrr8! 
I’m holding out for the big going out of business sale that’s just around the corner.
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ROFLMAO. We’ll see some of them at Goodwill in ten years!
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I’m going to wait till they offer Buy One and get the second one Double price with extra cans.
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do they except foodstamps or a city walfare slip?
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I almost went, but what I really need is some two for one indulgences before Santa gets here. Those would make nice Doorbusters…maybe next year.
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So if I buy 50 meters at the drastically reduced price of $4900 each (245,000K) that means I get the 51st meter for free as I am saving $5000. You can’t beat that deal!
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Prettynicelady, it is true: You are actually SAVING MONEY by purchasing more e-meters.
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And that’s a lesson in economics that you can take to the bank!
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I admire your fertile mind. 🙂
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