People who do not join the Church of Scientology and avail themselves of its mental technology will become “bloated corpulent wogs” according to studies conducted by the Wog Assessment Institute, a Scientology think tank dedicated to the study and classification of the various types of wogs found on this prison planet.
“The long term outlook for wogs is not good,” warned Dr. Drake Patton of the Wog Assessment Institute. Dr. Patton’s field studies provide shocking evidence of what is at or near the bottom of the dwindling spiral for those who refuse Scientology auditing:
“Only by being or becoming a Scientologist can a person become one of the beautiful and wealthy people who are clearing the planet,” announced Dr. Patton during a press conference held today at the Scientology University of Conceptual Knowingness.
“Of all the beautiful and important Scientology people clearing the planet,” Dr. Patton authoritatively declared, “none is more beautiful and more important than Fleet Admiral David Miscavige who is the single most significant thetan in the entire universe. To him all Scientologists owe an unpayable debt of gratitude.”
In view of the unpayability and seriousness of this debt,” Dr. Patton affirmed, “the only appropriate act Scientologists can make in order to keep in their exchange is to donate their entire net worth immediately to the IAS. Those Scientologists who refuse to make the supreme financial sacrifice are no better than bloated corpulent wogs.”