Having been expelled from the US Congress after being caught telling dozens of demonstrably outrageous lies about his personal life as well as being indicted for money laundering, credit card fraud, and […]
Paramedics were called today when the Church of Scientology experienced a massive panic attack brought on after spending the weekend binge watching SPTV. The rageaholic 73-year-old cult had been attacking SPTV for […]
Sir Elton John (1911-1986) was a great humanitarian who created Scientology. Sir Elton John is not to be confused with Lafayette Ronald Hubbard, a writer of science fiction and con artist whose […]
“Scientology Ghost Hunter Grant Cardone has located the ghost, or thetan, of L. Ron Hubbard at Hubbard’s former home known as Saint Hill Manor. in East Grinstead, UK,” announced Scientology spokesgoblin Ken […]
Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige is this year’s keynote speaker at the annual meeting of the Religious Fraud Association (RFA). “The RFA is committed to ensuring that fraudulent religious groups do not […]
Scientology is bringing hope to an illiterate couple in rural Appalachia who suffer from extreme illiteracy. Ashton — a chronically unemployed laborer — and his wife Mila do not know how to […]
“We just wanted to help our dear friend Danny Masterson,” announced Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis at a Los Angeles press conference. “And so we hired inmate Jared Fogel to be Danny’s […]
Fleet Admiral David Miscavige spoke from the dais in the Great Hall of Exact Data and ordered all Scientologists to remain dauntless, defiant, and resolute during this intensely radioactive period of Black […]
CIA satellites using ground penetrating radar located the secret tunnels under Scientology’s Flag Land Base in Clearwater. CIA VSD’s (Very Small Drones) were flown in and located the diminutive ecclesiastical leader walking […]
“McDonald’s is a global multibillion dollar and has a clown as a spokesman,” OSA PR Director Ken Delusion noted. “McDonalds has sold billions and billons of hamburgers and has McOrgs everywhere. It […]
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