Mars Traffic Control Police Chief Paul Horner ordered NASA’s Mars Rover Perseverance ticketed and towed. “Perseverance was parked and taking photos of the mountains. However, the rover was blocking the entrance to […]
Scientology leader Mr. David Miscavige was ecstatic: He had packed the Kodak Theater in Hollywood with a standing room only crowd. This had never happened before. Mr. Miscavige was delighted that the […]
“Now that the world is reopening,” said COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige, “I have ordered Scientology Ethics Officers to begin ordering Scientologists in for brutal sec checks that last hundreds of hours […]
Blinded with injured optic nerves, and lame with physical injuries to hip and back, at the end of World War II, I faced an almost non-existent future … I was abandoned by […]
With Scientology creating more felons than Clears and OT’s these days, the new Flag-only Incarceration Rundown fully prepares the convicted Scientologist to do hard time in prison. The soon-to-be inmate uses the clay table […]
Incident 3 of OT III: Xenu’s fleets of 747 spaceplanes are being readied to fly over the major cities of the world and emit 5G signal. The interaction of the 5G radiation […]
National Geographic is selling what appears to be an innocent scientific experiment for young people. “Build Your Own Volcano” the box declares as it lures young people to disaster! The reality of […]
At the age of 99, Christian televangelist Ernest Angley dropped his body on May 7, 2021. “Pastor Angley left behind his beloved 747SP, a special long haul spaceplane which boasts an unrefueled […]
1. COB’s joy in life is his daily go cart ride at 3:00 PM. Please ensure that COB’s go cart has been oiled, lubed, white gloved, sanitized, and fueled properly. Nothing is […]
General Ernesto Ruiz of the National Police was exceedingly displeased with the small and paltry gift from the IAS. “$10 million dollars from Captain Miscavige? That’s all? This pig snout of a […]
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