The Scientologist’s Work is Never Done
Scientology to Quick Freeze Scientologists in a Glycol-Alcohol Mixture
Secret Scientology Super Power Process 9A: The Quick Freeze 1. Following full body immersion in the Soap Tank, the steam catapult hurls the Scientologist fifty through the air like a greased pig […]
Has David Miscavige Crossed Over to the Dark Side and Become a Targ?
We at Scientology Media Productions broke the exclusive story that a Scientology fundraiser had accidentally become a new religion called The Glorious Pre-Adamite Super Targ Empire of the Greater San Fernando Valley […]
Solve it With Ideal Orgs: Why Unusual Solutions Stop the Expansion of Scientology
We in the RTC Department of Social Media Policing saw this post from Betsy at the LA Org posted on an enemy blog: NO BETSY NO! Scientology is never to be used […]
Scientology Fundraiser Accidentally Becomes a New Religion
The San Fernando Valley Ideal Org OT Committee was conducting a “Martian Mysticism” themed costume fundraiser. However, this dabbling with occult practices soon proved as dangerous as “playing” with a Ouija board. […]
The Deadly Dilettante and his Danger to We in Scientology
“Dilettantism must be destroyed once and for all in Scientology,” declared IG/RTC Mr. Davis Jackinov. “2020 will see COB shattering dilettantism in all of its manifestations.”
L. Ron Hubbard Sues David Miscavige to Regain Control of Scientology
After admitting to having faked his own death in 1986 in order to devote more time to his upper level researches, L. Ron Hubbard today filed a civil action in a New […]
