We in the Scientology Office of Special Affairs have disguised our low IQ colleague Ed Parkin as Mr. Peanut. We have done this because the real Mr. Peanut attacked the Church of […]
Attn Scientologists: The “Religious Bigotry” Emergency Alarm Button is Now Available: Get It, Use It!
“With anti-religious bigots running loose everywhere across the world, all Scientologists are expected to buy and use the new religious bigotry alarm button,” said Rev. Ken Delusion, Director of Religious Bigotry Prevention […]
Watching the @Scientology ad like… pic.twitter.com/iCnkfmTS8l — Mr. Peanut (@MrPeanut) February 4, 2019 We in Scientology are outraged that Mr. Peanut would engage in religious bigotry and hatred! What would Mickey do?
“Pictures don’t lie,” said Valley Ideal Org Executive Director Ken Delusion. “Our Org is leaning. The entire building slopes towards Burbank Blvd. “This sloping of the building interfered with yesterday’s meeting of […]
“Scientology’s straight up and vertical expansion over the years has created a crisis of excess carpeting and floor space,” declared ED Daphne Dimwit of the San Fernando Valley Ideal Org. “The carpet […]
“Declaring the internet to be proveable bullshit, we in the Scientology Sea Org are preparing to wage war against rationality, reason, sanity, and all other manifestations of the internet,” declared Fleet Admiral […]
Pastor Ernest Angley is reaching out to you today. He wants you stop wasting your time attacking Scientology and wants you to reach out for Jesus. In fact, why don’t you just […]