David Miscavige and Tom Cruise are the two biggest beings in the universe. As such, they must be protected at all costs from the Coronavirus. For this reason, the two world leaders […]
Two members of the Fifth Invader Force landed on Earth some months ago in human meat bodies. The demented duo infiltrated Scientology organizations in an attempt at Joking & Degrading and Black […]
This week on Scientology TV we feature Scientologists Jabbalanzo the Phraud and his slippery Adirondack toadie Lil’ Corey. We in OSA have Jabbalanzo the Phraud fighting for Scientology on Twitter. We are […]
“There are no e-meters in the between-lives area,” Flag Senior C/S Stayta Kleer warned Scientologists. “You’ve got to make it to full OT this time around.” “What a dangerous thought to consider: […]
MARS CENTRAL COMMAND PSYCHIATRIC IMPLANTING UNIT CONFIDENTIAL: BURN AFTER READING Summary: Our drone flyover of the Ventura Ideal Org grand opening showed <2,000 Scientologists remaining in the Southern California Region of Teegeeack. […]
Many of the twelve million members of the Church of Scientology began receiving this message today while using their computers, cellphones, and other digital devices. During the New Years 2020 event, we […]
Secret Scientology Super Power Process 9A: The Quick Freeze 1. Following full body immersion in the Soap Tank, the steam catapult hurls the Scientologist fifty through the air like a greased pig […]
We at Scientology Media Productions broke the exclusive story that a Scientology fundraiser had accidentally become a new religion called The Glorious Pre-Adamite Super Targ Empire of the Greater San Fernando Valley […]
