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First Alien Abduction of 2022: The Marcabs Seize Space Admiral David Miscavige

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on January 1, 2022 • ( 3 Comments )

Alien Abduction Incident Report. January 1, 2022. 0632 Hours. Clearwater, Florida. As he walked the quiet early morning streets around Flag Land Base, Space Admiral David Miscavige was abducted by a marauding […]

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We Hear Things

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on December 21, 2021 • ( 1 Comment )

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How David Miscavige Destroyed the Rogue Scientology Regges Behind the Chase Wave Credit Card Fraud!

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on December 21, 2021 • ( 1 Comment )

We in Scientology hasten to remind the public that we are the most ethical group on the planet. There has never been any “Chase Wave” or even a scintilla of financial irregularity […]

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The Joel Osteen Effect: Scientology Orders all of Its Bathroom Walls Ripped Open in Search of Hidden Stashes of Money

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on December 11, 2021 • ( 3 Comments )

Upon learning that a janitor found $600,000 in cash and checks hidden inside a bathroom wall in Joel Osteen’s church, Scientology leader David Miscavige has ordered all bathroom walls in Scientology ripped […]

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Scientology Can Help You Fend Off Unwanted Midnight Alien Sexual Advances

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on December 5, 2021 • ( Leave a comment )

If Sharon Gilbert had the exact Scientology technology for fending off unwanted midnight alien sexual advances then the Xerxes impersonator would have never accosted her in her own bed. Worse, Sharon’s husband […]

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McDonald’s Egg McMuffin Turns 50 Years Old; Curiously Continues to Outsell Scientology

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on November 23, 2021 • ( 2 Comments )

“How the f*ck does this happen?” screamed COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige. “How does a breakfast sandwich outsell Scientology for 50 years?” “The agonized fate of every man, woman, and child on […]

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From BT’s to lava flows, volcanoes have been the bane of Scientology’s existence for 75 million years!

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on November 7, 2021 • ( 1 Comment )

“From BT’s to lava flows, volcanoes have been the bane of Scientology’s existence for 75 million years.” — Dr. Ken Delusion, Nuclear Physicist. “So long as the MEST Universe, volcanoes, Targs, Marcabian Implanters, […]

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Tom Cruise Top Gun 2: Botox Malfunction!

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on October 22, 2021 • ( 2 Comments )

“Even with his head temporarily swollen by a Botox malfunction, Maverick is readying Top Gun 2 for a theatrical release in the next few years,” said assistant second unit apple box manager […]

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David Miscavige Goes Swimming in New Int Base Pool

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on September 26, 2021 • ( 3 Comments )

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Robert E. Lee Statue Taken Down; Replaced by Giant Bust of L. Ron Hubbard

By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on September 9, 2021 • ( 3 Comments )

After taking down the racist Civil War era monument of Robert E. Lee, a few Virginians were perplexed to awaken this morning and find it replaced by a giant bust of 1950’s […]

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