The San Fernando Valley Ideal Org OT Committee was conducting a “Martian Mysticism” themed costume fundraiser. However, this dabbling with occult practices soon proved as dangerous as “playing” with a Ouija board. […]
“Dilettantism must be destroyed once and for all in Scientology,” declared IG/RTC Mr. Davis Jackinov. “2020 will see COB shattering dilettantism in all of its manifestations.”
After admitting to having faked his own death in 1986 in order to devote more time to his upper level researches, L. Ron Hubbard today filed a civil action in a New […]
Claiming he had copyrighted “Ecclesiastical Beatings” and “Papal Slaps”, Scientology leader David Miscavige sued Pope Francis for infringement today in the World Religious Court. “Mr. Miscavige is asking for $500 million in […]
Scientology leader David Miscavige began the new year protesting the ravages of advancing age and the acceleration of his physical, mental, and psychological plunge into decrepitude. “The food they serve me in […]
“A dangerous crevasse opened beneath the Church of Scientology as we tried to go into 2020,” reported Expedition Commander Ken Delusion. “Our safest move is to reverse course back and head back […]
Knowledge Report The Buddha has suppressive tendencies and is engaged in, and promoting, an offbeat practice named after himself. Specifically, the Buddha teaches detachment from what he calls “illusory mental forms.” A […]
“Xenu was 3x over the legal limit,” said State Trooper Rock Slammer. “Xenu didn’t even realize he had flown into Santa’s sleigh until we were handcuffing him at the scene for DUI.” […]
While the the wogs were buzzing with the Christmas R6 implant, we in the Church of Scientology labored at Lunar Base 47. Our goal: Conquest of the Earth by Scientology. Galactic Fleet […]
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