Captain David Miscavige’s New Book Now Available!


“Destined to become the definitive text for global ecclesiastical leaders everywhere, Captain David Miscavige’s The Art of Ecclesiastical Stage Design: A Study in Scientology Understatement offers vital data on how to drain the bank accounts and credit cards of fearful, vacuous, status-seeking parishioners by overwhelming and implanting them with bombastic speeches, warnings of impending Armageddon, empty promises, misleading depictions of stat-like graphs, veiled threats, and musical fanfare while promising and delivering to them absolutely nothing of value. A must have for ecclesiastical leaders who need boatloads of cash and want to avoid all possible legal problems and lawsuits.”— Ecclesiastical Leaders Weekly Magazine


As a bonus for purchasing this handsome volume ($4999.95 USD), Bridge Publications will include a free VHS copy of David Miscavige: Global Ecclesiastical Leader and Hero. Valued at $999.95, this VHS tells the story of how David Miscavige singlehandedly beat back the forces of 4D Psych suppression to make the Church of Scientol0gy what it is today: The fastest growing and most respected religion on the planet!


3 responses to “Captain David Miscavige’s New Book Now Available!

  1. Gone are the days when a couple of swag lamps and throw pillows would do the job. COB, who knew interior design was your forte. Simply boffo.

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  2. Jeffry, you are on your game. You cracked me up. Also loved the straight up and vertical prison.

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  3. That Ron dude who came before COB was pretty clueless when it came to stage design.

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