The panicked call came into the Church of Scientology’s Office of Special Affairs: SP’s are meeting in Las Vegas to have fun!
As we in RTC oppose fun, a short and precise OSA program was immediately written to handle the Las Vegas crowd:
1. Exert local area PR control in Las Vegas by showing how the Church is flourishing and prospering.
Marshaling all five Las Vegas Scientologists still in good standing, a stress test table was set up. Initial reports from Saturday indicate that one raw meat wog took a free stress test and purchased a book. Target for Sunday is two wogs.