Led by Patron Triple Scoop, Diamond Laureate Excelsius IAS, and New OTVIII William “Big Billy” Parks, the Long Island OT Committee is at the epicenter of Scientology Planetary Expansion.
“As you can see from our award-winning video,” Parks said, ” Long Island OT’s are winning in life. And that’s why we have vowed to salvage Long Island. But to to do this requires an Ideal Org. After all, Long Island can only be salvaged if there is an Ideal Org. Besides, we owe it to COB and the group to get the hell out of this rented craphole we’re in now.”
“Grab some free pizza, get your phone, and start calling people. We need to raise a few million dollars for our Ideal Org. Now get to work! We have an island to salvage!”