Shelly Miscavige Is Not Missing!

As the Sea Org is making abundantly clear, Shelly Miscavige is not missing — and even The Church of Scientology’s paid off cops friends at the LAPD say so.

This is all the proof you people need, now move along. Go back to your Suppressive acts and Psych drugs and leave we in the Church of Scientology alone. We have a Planet to Clear!


source: http://helpscientology.com/

To conclude on a happy and more uplifting note, COB RTC David Miscavige’s speeches from 2001-2007 are now available in a boxed Collector’s edition in HD! It’s just like having COB there in your own living room!

4 responses to “Shelly Miscavige Is Not Missing!

  1. I’m sure those speeches will be available on the internet pretty soon. Hey, I live in the Netherlands. Downloading is legal here, even if the source is illegal. Suck that, COB. 🙂

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  2. Wow, all of dear leaders speeches from 2001 to 2007! What eternal joy fills my bosom. When can we buy the life size cardboard stand up of Dear Leader? I want to scare the crows in my corn field.

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  3. It’s just like having COB there in your own living room! Now that’s a scary thought!

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