Their Reactive Minds buzzing and hopped up on psych drugs, the filthy and unwashed wog masses stampeded into retail stores on Black Friday in a frenzied search for useless MEST:
Over ten million people were killed in these wild wog stampedes.
We in the Church of Scientology, on the other hand, experienced pure Theta and calm as millions of people entered our Ideal Orgs, Flag Land Base, and the Freewinds on Black Friday to enjoy great prices on Scientology goods and services, this as shown by the recent price lists below.
Click to enlarge and see just how good these offers are! Imagine it: Only $99,000 for 150 hours of L’s auditing! While there is no way to put a price on one’s Eternity, that is nevertheless a tremendous bargain for spiritual freedom!
The choice is yours: Kill yourself in a frenzied wog stampede buying cheap consumer goods or donate for your Eternity to the Church of Scientology. As the website People of Wal-Mart makes clear, it is ugly and brutal out there in Wogland. For example, one would never see toilet paper tails on people in an Ideal Org. This is gross out ethics behavior and yet wog retailers like Wal-Mart allow it:
The true bargain this Holiday season is the Golden Age of Knowledge Legacy Collection at an astounding 47.5% discount. A GAK bargain is much better than anything one can find in an insane wog mall. Click here to see all of Bridge Publications’ special Holiday offers!